I Don’t Have My Ducks I Have Squirrels And They Are Everywhere Vintage T-Shirt

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When my dad was a kid, my nan stored vinegar in an old dandelion and burdock bottle. Didn’t tell my dad that she’d done it, then he went in the I Don’t Have My Ducks I Have Squirrels And They Are Everywhere Vintage T-Shirt and by the same token and kitchen and took a massive swig serves him right for drinking straight from the bottle! Had a similar experience when I raided my grandma’s fridge and took a finger full of what I thought was mashed potato. It was chicken fat. We may have the same dad. Mine pretended to eat a worm while we were out digging in the garden, so the next worm I found went straight down my throat. He used to sing to me “Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I’ll go and eat worms. Big fat juicy ones, little thin skinny ones, see how they wriggle and squirm.” “long thin slimy ones slip down easily, Short fat fuzzy don’t. Short fat fuzzy ones stick in your teeth, And the juice goes SLURP down your throat!” Exactly this, dropping the worm off to the side furthest from me. Genius. Either I can’t pull it off correctly or my kids are way smarter than me, because they haven’t fallen for it once. My two are 26 and 22 now. Two of the best people I know. Scare them. Feed them. Terrorise them. Take them everywhere you can. They’ll turn out good. When I was a kid, my dad took me to a Chinese restaurant – buffet style. They had lychee out, which my dad (who also got the wait staff on board) convinced me was a sheep’s eyeball, and also watched and laughed as I ate it! It grossed me out but obviously everything was fine, and I have to admit it tasted a helluva lot nicer than I expected a sheep’s eyeball to taste… needless to say, I think your situation seems chill 🙂

I Don’t Have My Ducks I Have Squirrels And They Are Everywhere Vintage T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

My first time having a friend from school round and my mum treated us to my fav fruits as a snack, which included a bowl of lychees she’d peeled for us she presented them, announced that they were eyeballs, smiled, and left the I Don’t Have My Ducks I Have Squirrels And They Are Everywhere Vintage T-Shirt and by the same token and room. My friend looked nervous, and moreso when I happily lunged for one and popped it in my mouth. It was a long time before I learnt that lychees aren’t super common things for British kids to eat so I inadvertently continued this for years thinking everyone would be in on the joke My dad’s ex wife covered rabbit poo with chocolate and told their kid it was chocolate raisins and I think that’s one of the reasons she is his ex. Reminds me of when I was little and my cousins convinced me the dry cat food was breakfast cereal. Didn’t question why it was in a bowl on the floor of the basement. When I was about 4-5, I told my dad I wanted to eat grass like a cow. He pulled some grass out of the dirt in our garden, put it on my plate and told me to eat it. Being a dumb kid, I ate it. Tasted horrible. I was sad. Not at all as mean as yours but I still feel like my dad should’ve just explained “you can’t eat grass” and left it at that.