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On top of that it would save me money and I don’t have to go on vacation at times that the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this kids can also go (these times are more expensive). As for spending time, just work however much I want and slow and sometimes social weekends with my gf/wife. (Yes I’m only 21 but I’m just so sure I wouldn’t be a good mom. People invalidate me a lot by saying I’m too young) Same reason as you- I don’t see myself being a good mother. I also have zero maternal instinct towards children. I like kids, yeah but I do not loooove them. I get more maternal instinct towards animals. I also have ADHD and Hashimoto’s. Because of my Hashimoto’s, I am fatigued most of my day. I get tired very quickly. Plus that on top of my ADHD (I am inattentive), I miss details and/or forget things very easily. That is already a recipe for disaster lol.
How will I spend my time?.. honestly. I just rest as much as I can. I read, watch my shows, go shopping every now and then. I take little trips when I need them. I also want to eventually publish my book and become a writer, make comfortable money. I just want a peaceful life. I’ve made up my mind, I won’t have children, because I think life can be really difficult, a friend of mine would wish for her new brother who was born last month not to become SO sad ever, but we all know it will happen, life is so complicated, but I don’t say it won’t work out, or it doesn’t worth it, I just can’t see my child feel the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this SO Sad. most people wanted attention, wanted respect, wanted money, children, everything. Until after you realize that your behavior is crucial for the future. You gotta have a plan, you gotta behave that way and obviously you shall always try to be kind. I don‘t have children because many women were just bitching around and didn‘t really care about the future. With 35 they suddenly then change their behavior because they think now it‘s time. Sorry folks, that ain‘t how world runs. Don‘t have expectations for other people, at least not expectations you yourself can‘t meet. Selfishly, I don’t want to give up my freedom. Right now my partner and I have a great dynamic, two dogs, a new house, and we are so content. Adding pressures of kids would really shift everything, and I don’t think for the better. We also wouldn’t be able to afford kids right now either even if we wanted them.



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All of our friends around us are having kids and it makes us think on whether we want them or not, but we wouldn’t be able to enjoy and do half the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this things we do now if we had them. 67 yr old female. Never had children. I have no regrets about my choice.I have liked being able to travel. Do spur of the moment things. Life long dog Mom! ( It’s much easier to get a pet sitter). I decided that I will not have children if I don’t get rich/marry rich. I don’t like pets, so I suppose I’ll just spend my time enjoying my hobbies whether I get married or not. I never felt the urge to have kids. My life would get worse in most aspects if I had them. Me and my partner like having our time and money for ourselves (apart from being there for family and our jobs of course), we both started our careers pretty late and now want to enjoy being comfortable financially. My health also isn’t the best so putting my body through pregnancy on top of everything else would be just a bad idea. Thankfully, I have a great family who always understood and supported me being childfree. We can enjoy our hobbies and our cats and don’t regret not having kids.
I just can’t find a good reason to have one. Seriously, climate change, cost of living, oppression, lack of kindness in most people. Plus, there’s 8 billion of us. Why make more? I dont want kids mainly because im broke with health issues and i feel like i havent enjoyed life. Also because the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this planet is burning and everyday things get worse and i dont wanna bring children into that. I will spend my time doing whatever i want not taking care of kids The first and biggest reason is that I just do not want to be a parent, never have. Not if I was filthy rich and living in an utopia, nothing can change my base setting of being childfree. Then after that there is things like most if not all my needs would have to be second, third or last after a child, and in the end I would go crazy from that. And so many other reasons. Spending my time like I do now. I work and go to school. Reading, gaming, volenteering, knitting both for myself and for donating to my local hospital, hiking, writing, drawing, going to museeums or just chilling with a cup of tea in the garden. There is always something to do to fill my time if I want to.
Have no desire to feed a system that’s done nothing but try to feed off of me. Children are a benefit to the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this thing I want to see burnt to ashes. Can’t really go pumping out and raising little mini mes for it. Honestly, I am 100% certain that I am gonna be a terrific father. But exactly for that reason I never made it a goal to become one. If I am not financially stable and able to provide my children with the lives they deserve, then I am fine not becoming a dad. Same with politics. Look at this fucking world. Environment on the brink of collapse. War everywhere, inflation rising – oh and I have also yet to meet the mother of my kids. None of my ex partners I considered mother material. Honestly, I am fine without kids. If I am not, I can still adopt a lucky child eventually and loving it as my own.
It’s hard to feel bad for parents when they complain they are always tired. When I was 10 I already knew how much responsibility it was to take care of a child. i spend my life looking at all the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this toys and collectibles i have and knowing no children ever gonna break them and i rather spend money on them over a child . i like that i can just leave people when i want to be alone, which is most of the time. can’t do that with children. My reason is that I want to avoid the stress and unfulfilling circumstances I observe in parents around me. The time and resources that would otherwise go toward parenting will instead go to sleeping, entertainment, charity and other meaningful goals. I just don’t have a strong desire to be a parent. I do have a stronger desire to avoid pregnancy, so if a child need comes around it would be adoption or by circumstance. I don’t dislike kids, but I’d imagine if I wanted one then I would probably feel it more. I’m fairly neutral to the idea. I have a lot of traveling I want to do and I don’t want to have to lug kids around and find kid friendly activities and amenities 😇 I am a teacher, I have 22 kids daily who constantly ask me questions, need attentention but also give me hugs and alot of love ofcourse. After a day of teaching, I really need to unwind. My childhood was not really good. I have a mentally ill mother and I don’t want to give my kids a bad childhood.
I have a genetic disease. If I want to have kids it should be with IVF so they can get rid of the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this affected embryo’s. + My disease affects my whole body and it would only be worse after pregnancy. I love my childless life. If I want to go to a music festival tomorrow, I can. If I want to travel to the other side of the world, no one can stop me. (Only my bank account.) Money, this economy is not family-friendly. I have anger issues as well so i dont wanna be “that father” that my dad ended up being, and i despise his very soul for it. Also, im pretty positive society is gonna end in my lifetime, why would i have a child for a future i dont believe in? I’ve seen abuse, and been a victim of it, I’m not entirely convinced that I won’t do the same some day, seeing as my mom once said the same and now my school has DCF on speed dial. Also, childbirth and pregnancy seems painful. I might adopt one day when I’m old. But until then I don’t think it would be smart for me to be a mother.
For the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this same reasons as you, plus being born in this world comes with pain and there is no mom who could protect her child from everything, is not worth it for the child. At the moment I’m in my 40s but I might regret it later, anyway I think would be selfish to bring another life, there are 8 billion people and plenty to adopt, I don’t think I am mother material though. You only have one life to live. And I’d rather live my own instead of worrying about someone else’s. Why miss out and have to give things you enjoy up? When you have kids you just worry about them allllll the time. I’m good without that. And there’s is way too many people on the planet already. It’s like 8 billion. We don’t need more.
I was abused my entire life. I’m 23 now and haven’t seen my father (who abused me) in ages and I am far too damaged to attempt having a kid. Not only this, but between the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this facts that I don’t want to at all, the insane expenses, the lack of free time, and that I can barely even take care of myself, I’m never having a kid. Soon as I’m able, I am getting a vasectomy. I am severely disabled and will 100% pass that down onto a child. I don’t want this for anyone. Adoption is also not an option, since the disability is very present in my day to day life and a kid would not be happy being around that all the time. I will have bad days, I will be in pain, I will take lots of medication and have many doctor visits. I can’t imagine how much trauma that could cause a kid. I just didn’t want kids. I never had any interest in playing with baby dolls when I was a kid and the thought of having an actual baby to care for never appealed to me. I’m 53 and have gotten to spend my free time focusing on various arts and crafts, taking non child-friendly vacations, and doing whatever I want whenever I want. I would have been a terrible mother.
I spent much of my childhood/early adult life being forced to care for my little sister because my folks saw me as an errand boy for their “star child.” That, and at many parties, people would dump their kids on me to watch them while they did whatever. I already had tons of pieces of “fatherhood” forced on me. I don’t need to add crippling financial and legal obligations too. I’m not going to pretend it’s something highly moral or the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this environment,overpopulation or whatever… I simply don’t like kids and value my free time A LOT. Being childfree means i can work less,which leaves me with more time to do what i really want – to climb mountains,rocks and work out. If I ever make enough, I’ll travel. I wanna travel. I eventually want to fix up a van to travel in too. I would never wanna drag around kids with me like that. That’s not the main reason I don’t wanna have kids, but I definitely don’t think my dream lifestyle suits kids Around 35 they realize kind of that you weren’t so bad and they cone by for thanksgiving wi thought being forced. I simply do not want them. I shall spend my time doing whatever I want, whenever I want (as time and money allows). The choice has been taken from me. I grew up in a severely dysfunctional family and has never been able to form any type of relationship. In hindsight that was a good thing.
Environmental impact, total cost, “the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this mommy track” impact on my career and financial independence, survivor of childhood abuse, miserable friends who have children, avoiding constant burden of responsibility, the way medical professionals and men in general see women as a means to an end, the draft: the list is long. Btw, I’m a newly retired (a bit early) boomer. The childfree life has been good for me. My closest friends are also CF. Ran out of time. I bounced around jobs in Canada and Asia until mid 30’s. Living internationally I never felt it was responsible for me to have a kid without stability. I am now mid 40’s . No social safety net outside my home country. Now I have been stable 10+ years internationally, paper millionaire, my missis is 8 years younger, and has a great job, there might be a chance.
For me its was purely a financial/ responsibility decision. – but even she is having second thoughts. Maybe better I help my nephews and nieces, and she does the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this same with her nephews and nieces. I’ve never wanted to be anyone’s mom. Whatever drive there is in people to reproduce and raise kids, I just don’t have it in me. I’m fortunate that between my brother and my in-laws, I have a small gaggle of nieces and nephews. I love them all dearly, and being an aunt to them is a joy. My wife and I are an extra part of their emotional and material support system, and the way the world is going, the next generation is going to need all the support we can give them. I’m 29 and I am not ready to be a father. I do in the future for sure. I have to figure out my shit both professionally and internally. I don’t want any of my baggage falling onto my spouse or children. Horrible trait when people become parents but still carry the same traits as they did in their teens some people never grow up or they have kids because they don’t want to be “old parents” but then resent those kids later. No way in hell. My parents were both teens when I was born. No repeats in my life.
I’ve got nothing but time to figure it all out. Society will not rush me nor will I rush myself. The world sucks but it doesn’t have to all the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this time. I have adult children. May never become a grandparent though. 1 doesn’t want any children and 1 may, or may not. Either way, it’s not my call. I would love to have a grandchild but I won’t mourn it not happening. No one should ever be under any stress to reproduce. It’s no one else’s business except those who would be the parents. My child who doesn’t want children deserves to live their life the way they believe to be best for them. I do think they don’t fully grasp the joy in watching your child grow up but they have their mind made up. And that’s OK. Once they are happy, healthy and enjoying the life they have.
Myself and my wife just never wanted them. It enabled us to travel and focus on careers and get a house and things that we may not have been able to in the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this current world. If it had happened by accident it would have been fine but it never did and that’s fine too. I have never once regretted not having children not even for a second. We play video games together, go out on dates and watch trash TV. We also do chores, laundry and make dinner together too! I am not ready to give up my social life and the major part of responsibility like feeding falls on the woman and that is why I am not ready for it … Also I feel I am comfortable with my husband we love travelling , watching ott and spending time with each other and we are married for 9 years and we have recently got a kitten and it’s good and easy My kids say they are too selfish for children….I can accept that. They like the freedom of just picking up and doing anything and going anywhere. Now that we are empty nesters, it does feel good not to have that responsibility. I do like to reminisce with them on the things we did and the fun times but it was WORK!!
Wifes a nutbar. I’d be a great dad but nah. We’re not financially stable and I’m too unsure of where the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this world is going. I don’t want to bring another life/s into this world for it to go to shit and they have to suffer our mistakes. I’ve seen too many of my mates have unplanned kids and holy shit, just wear a fucking condom, take a pill, anything. It’s not worth possibly ruining another life which had no choice. I never had a genuine desire to want to bring another human into this world and dedicate my time to raising them, watching them grow from tiny human beings to big ones, and everything that it involves. I feel neutral about it at best, and anxious and suffocated at worst. I think if you have kids, wanting all of this is the bare minimum. Then there’s the fact I already don’t have a lot of extra money. I could not afford a child even if I wanted one. There’s no extra money for me to spend.
And as a cherry on top, I have no faith that the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this world will be worth living in for future generations. With how things are now, I would not want to bring another human into this world and put them through the shitshow that our civilization is right now. I haven’t decided not to have kids, I have no kids now and I don’t feel I need to have kids, but if my future partner really wants kids I am not against it but if I’m single and have zero children when I die I am satisfied with that. I like travelling and I like my personal time, couldn’t see myself ever living with someone else. I’m 30 now and don’t think it will change in the next 5 years but who knows what will happen in 10 I don’t like kids. Especially teenagers. Married a woman who felt the same. Done!! Why would you even consider bringing a kid into this fucked up world!! Born male, might turn girl etc etc etc. Fuck that.
Because the Funny Teacher All Calm Said No Teacher Christmas Pencil Tree Shirt and I will buy this world as it is now is too hostile for any new life. People become more radicalized, the world is basically about to burn and the society we live in has never been so cruel. I just find the thought of setting a child in this world just to watch him suffer through and knowing he’ll one day die anyways very unfulfilling. So why bother? I know it’s a very nihilistic thought but I can’t help myself thinking of this matter any other way. As for how I’ll spend my time. Idk really. I guess I’ll try to be one of the people who try to fix the earth. I’ll spend time with my loved ones for as long as they live. Never had them, never wanted them, and I’m 54 now with no regrets. I worked hard, played hard and retired early. When I am old and need care, I will go to assisted living and try to have buddies until I die. Seems good enough to me. My motto for this is “the bloodline ends with me”. I’m already f—ed up as it is and just the idea of having another person go through the same cycle doesn’t sit well with me. Also not in this economy lmao. I’ll just invest on my own happiness and a good retirement home
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- Length from the highest point of the collar to the bottom hem.
- Chest straight across, armpit to armpit, with the shirt laid flat.
- Sleeve from the center back of the collar to the cuff.
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| M | 2974 | 2051 |
| L | 3076 | 2256 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 |
| 4XL | 3486 | 3076 |
| 5XL | 3589 | 3281 |
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| S | 2564 | 1641 |
| M | 2666 | 1743 |
| L | 26.567 | 1846 |
| XL | 2769 | 19.750 |
| 2XL | 27.971 | 21.655 |
| 3XL | 28.572 | 22.758 |
| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 2871 | 1846 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 |
| L | 3076 | 2256 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 |
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| S | 2666 | 2051 | 33.585 |
| M | 2769 | 2256 | 34.588 |
| L | 2871 | 2461 | 35.590 |
| XL | 2974 | 2666 | 36.593 |
| 2XL | 3076 | 2871 | 37.595 |
| 3XL | 3179 | 3076 | 38.598 |
| 4XL | 3281 | 3281 | 38.598 |
| 5XL | 3486 | 3384 | 38.598 |
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| S | 2769 | 2051 | 34.588 |
| M | 2871 | 2256 | 35.590 |
| L | 2974 | 2461 | 36.593 |
| XL | 3076 | 2666 | 37.595 |
| 2XL | 3179 | 2871 | 38.598 |
| 3XL | 3281 | 3076 | 3999 |
| 4XL | 3384 | 3281 | 39.5100 |
| 5XL | 3486 | 3486 | 40102 |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
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| S | 2871 | 1846 | 33.585 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 | 3589 |
| L | 3076 | 2358 | 36.593 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 | 3897 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 | 39.5100 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 | 39.5100 |
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| S | 2769 | 1846 |
| M | 2871 | 2051 |
| L | 2974 | 2256 |
| XL | 3076 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3179 | 2666 |
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| L | 14-16 | 23.560 | 1846 |
| XL | 18-20 | 2564 | 1948 |
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| L | 14-16 | 2461 | 1948 |
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