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Also if a guy has a shrimp dick, just let him come in through the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt and I love this back door. You’ll both still have loads of fun if you’re both into that kind of thing. I was just adding another point to your point since we’re talking about that. All dicks are beautiful but some women say bigger is better. Just like how you made a point out how some boobs are better its the same shit lol which ones are better?? Ofc you gotta be specific about it bc you said “better” and better obv implies like the shape and size etc it’s the same thing with the point I made a dick is obv “better” bc of how it looks I’m just saying bc you’re just saying lol. Regardless “small boobs can look good if they look good” isn’t a hot take. Sub in small with any other size and the fact remains the same. I like small boobs better than big boobs specifically because they’re usually perky and uhh. Immune to gravity over time.
Yeah! I don’t know why, but before, i always thought i’m just attracted to big boobs but recently i realised that small boobs are more attractive to me. It’s weird Yep. Been with women on both ends of the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt and I love this spectrum. One whose boobs couldn’t fit in two hands, and another whose entire boob fit in my palm. Only the palm, and from head on she looked like she had none whatsoever. Skin blooms filled with fat. But they can do miracles. Feeding a baby is a pretty great flex. There are theories, that suspects, that ever since we walk straight boobs, have become more important and have gotten bigger. Before it was the ass. That’s why a cleavage looks a little bit like an ass crack. It’s more in the visual of a male now. This is prob true, ever since we started doing the missionary the males needed something sexual to look at and what did we get? Ass on a chest

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Usually if the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this poop place is attractive the boobs place and the other place is also attractive. I speak for experience For guys I think it’s more of a primal instinct we are born with. Since the caveman days you are attracted to women who look more likely to give birth. So the hourglass figure on a woman becomes more attractive. That includes the boobs and round hips. I mean if men across the world, in billions, find the same common thing attractive, then it probably has something to do with instinct. Ha. I think it’s more of ensuring the species survive kind of thing. Just like a woman may be attracted to a taller more muscular man. Like I think there are certain things in our DNA that are instinctive we don’t realize.
It’s not though, because not every culture sees boobs as sexual. Only cultures that actually sexualise boobs. If it were primal and inherent it would be universal, like laughing or enjoyment of music. Are there cultures that don’t see boobs as attractive ? Sure, there are some tribes where people go mostly naked basically all the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this time but that doesn’t mean boobs aren’t attractive in other settings for those people. Can you back that up? Not trying to be a dick but I’m skeptical for these types of claims. We don’t actually know much about most of these micro cultures. I once read about an anthropologist interviewing people from a tribe where breasts aren’t considered sexual, and when he told them that men in his culture were attracted to them the people would laugh and ask “are they babies?”
This is a cultural mix up. They asked the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this men if they found an older mothers large pendulous breasts attractive, they didn’t. But they did very much like the young small breasts of the girls that were due to marry. I think you missed my point. Like ppl who are smarter than me study that sort of thing. But it’s not like oh boobs I’m horny. It’s more of an instinctual thing about women that are in men’s DNA to mate with a woman with a certain type. Now I will say this applies probably more from the cave man days. Cause these days we’ve advanced so much we don’t need to mate with certain ppl to ensure the survival of the species. But that doesn’t mean that part of the DNA or whatever men are born with isn’t still there.
People who study this say it’s a cultural phenomenon – they didn’t for a long time because social sciences have been wrought with the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this wrong thinking in the past like any science, and new ideas take a while to catch hold among the general public. But it’s pretty accepted that the sexualisation of boobs is cultural I’ve said this before, but it’s because they’re hidden. If women walked around with their boobs out from your birth and you grew up seeing everyone’s boobs; you’d view them no differently from a person’s face. Yes, you’d still appreciate an attractive pair of boobs, but it would be on par with an attractive face. If that makes sense? Because they’re hidden, they’ve become more sexualised. There are tribes where women don’t cover their breasts, and then men in these tribes thought it was funny that western men sexualised boobs and called western men ‘babies’. Because only babies would be that interested in boobs.
I’ve said that before and got a lot of triggered responses. There isn’t anything wrong with finding boobs attractive. And we aren’t going to walk around topless anytime soon, so it won’t change. But, that is the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this general psychology around it. I agree. In the Victorian times if a woman showed an ankle or a shoulder it would be super arousing because it was hidden. I think a lot of times you think “I wonder what they look like under the clothes” but sometimes seeing them is less attractive than the thought. No wonder why i find women’s hair so sexy. Like seriously a lady with nice hair arouse me more than a lady with a big ass or big boobs lol. I had an interesting experience on the weekend that I don’t fully understand but feels like it might be kind of related. I was at a kink party where everyone was 90% naked and it felt totally normal and no big deal to see so much body. At the end of the night when everyone was going home everyone start putting on normal clothing over the kink wear and it felt so voyueristic and riské watching them get dressed.
That does sound interesting, related and also I don’t think I can add to that. Just letting you know I have read it, and now it is stored in my brain. 100% this, aside from genitals and (maybe) butts, what body parts we consider sexual is very culturally constructed. Historically, Japanese men found NECKS to be the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this most sexual part of a woman’s body. Seen those geisha kimonos with a drooping neckline? Yeah, that’s the Edo era version of cleavage. Do you not get turned on if you see vagina? I think it does get appreciated, but you’d be considered a creep if you kept talking about vagina or penis. It’s not really socially accepted to talk about another person’s genitals. I dont think I would. My partner’s? Sure thing, but it’s more about her vagina than her vagina, if you get what I mean Dicks are hidden too and i dont often find reddit topics of both genders of people commenting about how pretty dicks are. We’re jealous we don’t have anything to send. Don’t get us started on lack of sexy men’s wear how many fucking times can I dress like a half naked firefighter??? If I had to guess it’s because they find vaginas beautiful and aren’t aware that some other people don’t feel the same way about the genitals of people they’re attracted to. I’ve never sent a dick pic that was unasked for but this used to confuse me too.
The thing you are talking about where the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this “western” men were called babies is a cultural mix up in its self. they asked the men if they found an older mothers large pendulous breasts attractive and you are right they saw those for babies but when they were asked about the young smaller breasts of the women ready to marry they definitely liked those. Wrong. All people have faces, only women have boobs. It’s a sexually diomorphic trait. Mens brains go look a woman, have sex with her and you can reproduce. As I said before; people don’t like to hear it. Unsure why though. I’m not telling you stop finding boobs attractive; you do you. But, if you grew up seeing boobs all your life, you wouldn’t be as attracted to them as you are now. Its simple psychology. It’s almost like humans have been dependent for millions of years on boobs to survive their first years on earth when they are the most impressionable and needy
Give it a few hundred thousand years for cellular memory to kick in and we’ll all be masturbating to spoon videos and little glass jars. Just because you’re not actively thinking “Oh, these are good milk making tits” doesn’t mean that’s not what your underlying biological desire is motivated by. This why I fuck animals. That juicy protein allowed my ancestors to develop complex brains and survive with very little natural defenses. Yeah but the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this breastfeeding explanation wouldn’t account for why men in general are MORE attracted to boobs than women are. Society kinda grooms what we find attractive. And then you learn about fetishes. Feet are cute. Idk why. 1/3 of people love feet. Not being a foot fetishist but I’ve always had girlfriends smaller than me, and I always found their small feet really cute, nothing sexual, but laying down in bed before or after the dirty deed and seeing them tap their feet together always makes me a little fuzzy inside, I’ve no idea why Hahaha I’m saying that because I’m not into licking them or footjobs or anything like that, but I get what you mean so weird cuz im a kinky guy and i never met anyone online or irl with a foot fetish when its supposed to be one of the most common fetishes.
So many people you know irl are into feet. Trust me. I have a pretty tight knit but large friend group circle, and I’ve recently become much more secure about my foot kink/fetish. A lot of my friends ended up secretly telling me they’re also into it. The people you’d least expect. You’re not alone bro! Popular biological theory says we humans used to like a nice butt like all other primates until we began to walk. eh, its same type of attraction to like ass or the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this genitals xddd. i like them too but not the ones you talk about.. I heard a theory (and I know this isn’t true but I just liked the logic) that we are attracted to boobs because they are kinda ass shaped. Most animals (apes included) have sex from behind so are more likely to be attracted to the ass. Humans seem to be one of the few examples of animals that face each other. The logic was that boobs over millions of years have become more rounded and attractive because of this desire.
Now again, I don’t actually believe this and there are probably many holes you could poke in it. But it was a fin thought. One of the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this fun things about boobs is that they stay where they are even if the woman isn’t breastfeeding like in other mammals. So they’re there for sexual signalling. I mean, look at other mammals. Human boobs could just be mammary glads and that would work fine biologically. But sexual selection has led to them being mostly made of fat. May as well appreciate them. Instinct. We’re naturally inclined to think of hourglass bodies as attractive because of the wider hips and bigger boobs, thus a more “motherly” shape. Big hips equal easier to give birth and boobs provide milk for a child. Of course, not all of us have this instinct anymore, but most people do.
Boobs were once food, the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this source of your life. It gave you a warm and welcomed feelings. A place that was safe, a welcomed solituide from the stress of fustration and confusion. Breasts are one of several very distinctive feminine features. As a hetero man, seeing them gets my monkey brain going. ”Fuck yeah, thats a woman, I like women, must reproduce”. everyone who was breast fed as a baby is attracted to boobs for their whole lives.. this includes girls.. this is why girls always go to the bathroom together.. to see if what works? taking our shirts off to pee? I’m not doubting that it’s possible I’m just not really sure what purpose it would serve I don’t why you think that. They are more or less symmetrical. Warm, soft, and often an unexpected shape. Humans like symmetry, novelty, warmth, and softness. Yeah. I can’t explain it either. A straight friend asked me once why I find boobs attractive. I couldn’t awnsers besides “well, they are boobs.” I guess that’s how attraction works. I also can’t explain why I love to eat out girls, but here I am. Both are just round blobs of fat, but one area excretes poops and farts so I also don’t get it. Maybe I’m just gay. That’s what I am thinking my whole life. The hairy chest of a man is aesthetically more pleasing, and you can crawl it, stroke it, twist it…
I think boobs look amazing in dresses and clothing, I wish I had bigger ones just so I could actually fill out my clothes but it is what it is. It’s not a secret that girls are often attracted and turned on by their own body and nakedness. Not to get religious or anything but thats how it was designed by “God”. Just looking at the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this female form is enough to make men want to blow a load in their sleep at night. Apes are flat. Only humans have breasts that stick out like ours on a bipedal animal. Thus they evolved to cause sexusl attraction. Not weird at all. I’m not attracted to women, so I can’t relate. but it seems many people who are can’t control themselves at times lol. I think it’s just mass in general. The bigger something is, the more there is too love! Just don’t let it get to crazy unhealthy or anything It is. And modern society frowns on men appreciating a nice figure. No double takes. Okay double take. Sometimes you just can’t not look. It’s truly beyond my control. Originally, cavemen chose the woman who could hold a baby the best. And the one with the biggest boobs had the most milk for the baby Bigger boobs = more milk for baby = healthier stronger baby = better mating partner. It’s really not bizarre at all if you think about it.
Looking at you’re profile you know why as all your pics/vids are you in a bikini showing off lol youbknow why people are attracted to tits. It’s an easy answer. Having a nice pair yourself is wild. I gotta remind myself that my eyes are up here when I’m lookin in the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this mirror sometimes Well, it kinda makes perfect sense to be biologically hardwired to sexual attraction towards the thing that’s going to feed and keep our offspring alive. Asexual to anything vanilla, boobs mean nothing to me. Almost always I even overlook how big or small they are. When we were apes we looked at backsides and found them attractive. (Ever noted the colourful backsides in some Monkeys?) As we developed the upright walk, the backside was not at eye-level anymore. So the females developed 2 round buttocks on the front side at eye-height to attract mates. For thousands, if not millions of years, boobs have adapted themselves for the secondary purpose of being as attractive as possible to the inner monke brain. Booba look incredibly smooth and soft->me want touch+Person look healthy. Boobs contain the perfect amount of squishiness. I can’t think of anything that beats boobs on the squishiness scale I used to like boobs, then I had studied psychology and had a child… now I see them very differently! I find people who are fixated on boobs a little odd. Not in a judgemental way mind you.
It only gets worse when you study a BA in psychology, your teachers explain you the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this whole thing around it and as disturbing as it may be… you still are attracted to boobs.. Not so weird is it? Literally one of the first things we get shoved in our face when we enter the world , we just grow to like them for a different reason , although some of us end up doing the same thing to them we did as babies I sometimes pull the strings of my bra just to make then bounce when I’m alone, I don’t know why I find it a type of art making them move like that. Same reason we like sunshine, sugar, or anything dopamine inducing. We seek that that implies health and fertility. Sugar gives efficient and fast energy, sunshine gives light which illuminates predators and warmth and hips and boobs indicates strengt for carrying babies and an operational milk factory. We’re a 220.000 year old species and we act like it.
It’s like being attracted to any other part of the Funny Christmas Movie Shirt Apart from…,I will love this body. I like them nice, idc about size, shape, etc. the same goes for every other part of the body. If it’s nice I’ll want to touch. Attraction is such a complex and fascinating phenomenon, isn’t it? Sometimes it’s the unexpected quirks that draw us in the most, highlighting the mysterious ways our brains interpret beauty and appeal. It’s a reminder that attraction goes beyond the surface, tapping into something deeper and often inexplicable within us. 206 more repliesAnd that right there is evidence, that for whatever reason, straight women are more okay with 2girls 1guy than a straight male is okay 2guys 1 girl. Not sure why either but yeah boobs are great! No you’re not. Nobody is. You know how I know? Plenty of fat men have boobs. Perky ones even. And nobody looks at that man topless and is aroused by the man’s boobs. You know what you’re really attracted to? Seeing something that’s normally covered and that you’re not “supposed” to see. You’re attracted to the forbidden. No different than being really turned on having sex in a public place. The thrill and arousal is from doing something you’re not “supposed” to do.

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