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Why is any part of the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this human body attractive ya know? Waists, backs, eyes, lips, hands, veins, hair. Boobs just look good in their own way, like so many other parts of the body. Also they go jiggle jiggle. It’s not just boobs tho. Any part of the body can be attractive to someone to the point of an unhealthy obsession. What beauty standard charts tell you is what appeal to the largest target audience with some room for error. When you look into it, you can easily describe everything you see part by part. I believe this perception is more common among men. When you break it down by logic, they are just deformations Yeah, as a guy I used to think about that a lot. What is it that makes them so attractive? It can’t be the form alone, because they come in many different forms and sizes and I find them all great. Eventually i gave up on looking for an answer and just accepted my fate. I’m a straight woman, but I find that in certain clothes, boobs make them look better, creating a beautiful silhouette.

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That is to say that I have been jealous of girls with nice, finely shaped boobs my whole life. Mine are small and sad and I can’t wear strapless tops because they won’t have anything to hold on to. As a girl with a big chest, I dislike them. They’re nothing but a burden. Can’t find proper bras, my back hurts, I get abscesses if I don’t wear bras for days (staying home for long periods of times), they’re just heavy… And I can never properly get close to my boyfriend when I’m big spoon… I wish I had B sized breasts. They are both way prettier and easier to “handle”. I also don’t get how asses are pretty… I prefer thighs somehow You could say the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this exact same thing about sweets. It’s so weird that we really like stuff that literally rots our teeth and gives us all sort of health conditions. But we have a biological reality. And boobs declared ‘I produceith milk for thine sustenance’ and the babies replied ‘verily’ and so the boobeth then declared ‘those who shalt not be concern’ed with mine bosom, shalt be cast out unto death’.
And thus, from that day forth, all Sapiens, both female and male, have been concern’ed with thy breasticles forever and ever. Amen. I just like things that jiggle. I’m 90% sure most boob people would get that gratification from jello. The warmth is just a bonus. Im a guy so yeah obviously I Like boobs but god damn at this point I have super perception when it comes to noticing really nice tits, its a legit concern, like I could get walk into a wall because I noticed some grade DD boobs in my peripheral vision. Regardless of gender, most humans start life being fed by them, they are one of the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this first links a brain makes between a body part and happiness. They provide sustenance and comfort, and as you get older while they no longer provide sustenance, they will always provide comfort. Also, almost all of them are visually appealing in some way to a large group. And the varieties are near endless. When you are mastering your domain sometimes you look at yourself and go…. wtf am I doing? It’s weird with sexual stuff when you just take a moment and THINK, so don’t think just enjoy 🙂 I think it’s like “boobs feed baby, baby is offspring, if offspring fed it live and pass on genetics,” a primal impulse, same can be applied to liking larger breasts “big boobies mean more food for babies” in a primal sense even if it doesn’t have as much of an affect as some think, also boobs are soft and squishy and fun give a gentle squeeze. I’m a guy so yes it’s my girlfriends boobs I gently squeeze

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Extremely bizarre. They’re literally for feeding babies. Nothing sexy about that. Being turned on by them is like being turned on by a jug of semi skimmed. It’s not bizarre at all, it’s biological. We all start out as phenotypically female in the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this womb, and only diverge into “genders” once the Y chromosome kicks in after 6 weeks of gestation, but even then the process isn’t always perfect, which is why we have a spectrum of biological genders (intersex). Add breastfeeding to that equation as well as length of breastfeeding, and it makes perfect sense that women should like breasts just as much as men. I would imagine that a breastfed woman might even like breasts more than a bottle fed man, though that is merely idle speculation on my part.
My sister and girlfriend are mystified by the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this attraction… not that they mind being alluring, they just can’t figure out why I react so strongly to cleavage. It’s proven that people are attracted to body parts that show fertility, that’s why wide hips on women are considered attractive, why a large penis is attractive, and I imagine the same goes for breasts. At the end of the day, we’re still animals and a hardwired to find certain body parts attractive in our mates as it means they’ll be good for bearing children. Nothing weird being attracted to the portion of the body that nourishes offspring. Sexually speaking, they’re also highly sensitive. Nothing odd about attraction to boobs. Not really. They’re sexualised as fuck, so if you’ve any interest in media, you’ll be teased. Both consciously and unconsciously, you’ll be attracted to them.
I’m a man and basically I like the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this round shape of human breasts and the milk from breast milk it strengthens my bones because of calcium. That’s why I drink cows milk and goats milk. Animal milk is unsafe for human consumption on its own so we pasturize it and drink it from bottles. * It’s a visible feature that let people to distinguish one gender from another. So people will link the feature with the gender. The social taboo is the most important one. Our taste and what arouse us is heavily influenced by social norms. The fact it became world wide (because of america) makes it even more influential. (because there are less counter-examples). This is the thing with taboos, it doesn’t makes it less powerful, at the contrary it makes it even more. Taboo makes something rarer but give it even more power. As a guy im wondering the same with dicks a floppy tube of meat with a wrinckly sack of skin below. I really think out of all “apendages” or visible external body part weiners are the ugliest thing They are a clear-cut and obvious sign of sexual maturity, and they are often confused with fertility. And an ability to care for your children. We are all attacted to piles of flesh streching on top of slightly differently shaped skeletons. I think booba love is quite normal when you think about it.
It’s completely normal to feel that way! Attraction is such a complex and multifaceted aspect of human nature. It’s interesting how certain features can have such a strong pull on us, even if we can’t always explain why Have a child like fascination to my gfs boobs. Just randomly poke or lift them up and let them go lol.. no idea it’s just fun. she often tells me she’s convinced I’m 5. It’s not weird at all. If you study animals, you see a huge variety of signaling systems indicating sexual and reproductive fitness. Well developed breasts make a lot of sense since they have such a direct relationship with the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this ability to feed and care for a child. The things humans are attracted to are often well explained by evolution, especially compared to some of the mating displays and attraction cues we see in animals. There’s a species of beetle going extinct in Australia that will exhaust itself trying to make with discarded green beer bottles. Any attraction is kinda that’s not robot logical is weird. “Oooh, look at that butt.” “I want your tongue in my mouth.” Just look at a veiny dick or spread vagina and ask yourself, “what makes this appealing?” Humanity.
I have read that it’s an evolutionary holdover. Some men believe that all women’s “boobs” are actually full of milk, so big boobs = more milk. Men in general do seem to be overly attracted to food, so it only makes sense that women = food. Whether it’s in their breasts or coming from the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this kitchen where we naturally belong, we represent a source of food. It’s still bizarre, though. Especially since men with bigger boobs than mine can run around shirtless, and nobody thinks a thing about it. Alot of deeply repressed highly formative memories of being balled up, latched on and sustained by a boob for most of us. Makes sense we like them. They’re just magnetic. I couldn’t explain why I like lookin’ at them dobonhonkeros, I just do. Why do kids like Apple Jacks when they don’t taste like apples? Why do people like breasts when objectively they don’t really look like anything other than flesh balls? It’s the same reason. “They just do!” Boobs were one of the first comforts coming into the world. Most people fed from them so there is a natural comfort in bahami mami jumbly wumblys.
I have never been attracted to big boobs…I was a track athlete in school and so my brain thinks the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this “runner’s body”—readily accepting that there are a range of these—is ideal. Running fast or far with big boobs seems inconvenient…if they could be temporarily detached when next you must run from a zombie horde, my brain may change its mind. As a fellow girl I relate to this. I hate boobs so much because MINE are so unattractive and they’re what I’m insecure most of, but I love them on anyone else. I’m not lesbian, but it does make me think “wow” when I see a good pair Had a friend from Ethiopia where boobs are never covered-exposed all day every day by all the females. He said that boobs are like noses, NBD. It made me sad for him.
Prob has something to do with breastfeeding and all the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this other mommy/daddy issue shit we inherited biologically.. Because it’s an evolution of what our ancestors thought was a quality that means a female would be a good mate. I think about this all the time. I think just primitive instinct maybe, like those are big and could feed our babies I want that It is weird for girls to be attracted to it imo. As a hetero male we are instinctively attracted to curves. Programmed that way. Women aren’t like that as far as I know. Probably psychologically conditioned by society to see a nice pair as attractive. Anthropologists have hypothesized that it just mirrors our love of the booty. Humans have that donk compared to other primates because those muscles anchor our backs and let us walk upright. Humans also use face to face sex positions more than most mammals (a lot of them couldn’t pull it off at all; elephants probably wouldn’t survive the attempt). So having another thing that looks like our defining trait -dat ass- on the chest to look at engages our deepest psychological triggers, in addition to the instincts of slurping on them as a baby. If you’re a heterosexual female, it’s probably more that last one. It’s also hypothesized that humans lack of an obvious (to the males anyway) fertility cycle led to more sex, more emotional bonding, and a more social and cooperative species that became an incredibly potent combination as our intelligence and tool use developed alongside it. In short, to love boobs is to be human.
It’s not bizarre. When we were infants they were literally the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this only thing giving us nutrition, keeping us alive, and we are instinctively drawn to them so we don’t die. That attraction never goes away, Straight man here, and definitely a boob guy, and more generally a curvy-woman kind of guy. I find big boobs reassuring, comforting, soft, and extremely arousing. There is definitely something that I cannot explain, but breasts are mesmerizing to me. A nice cleavage (not provocative though) or perky nipples under a shirt are such a turn on. I could go on and on… ahah I can’t remember the specifics but there was a study done that showed when women with larger boobs served people food they were more likely to get tipped. But not just by the men, by other women too. Not strange at all…we were all children and we all have a natural likeness for breast and the nutrition within. Large boobs signify fertility and will unconsciously attract at least all males attention.
Nah they aren’t even that good. Being attracted to like legs or face is normal but I don’t really get it. Makes it harder to run and etc or you could get worried abt ur chest size bcs of peer pressure bit annoying personally. Just a theory but maybe some instinctual part of our brain equates them to fertility and on a base level our brain understands fertile = fuck it. Homosexuality in many species is pretty common so that isn’t even something that could be divided by the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this sex of an individual person. I’m pretty sure they’re comfortable because as children most of us hugged and latched on and suckled them which is probably the most comfort you get as a baby. And babies are highly instinctual to go to that are of their mother for food and comfort. Not bizarre at all. Men are attracted to them because it provides milk for the offspring and it means a woman is sexually mature and ready to breed. Straight females are not sexually attracted to them but rather have breast envy. It’s common sense.
imo, the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this media has s*xualized boobs. Women from various cultures would walk around bare once upon a time a boobs were natural compliment to a women’s body. Men were focused more not on her beauty but character hence why couples married for decades til death. This Instagram only fans generation only wants a quick fix and I’m sure you know what has/is happening….. My girlfriend is the same way, don’t get me wrong I love boobs I’ve just always been an ass man and she is definitely a boob girl. They’re just fun I guess! In some sense it’s less bizarre than attraction to, like, facial symmetry or relative proportions. Everything we like is kind of weird! It’s just wonderful. It’s soft and warm, it’s your girl’s body. The touch is just amazing. The look is good too, it’s round, often symmetrical, there are different areas.
It’s just a subconscious thing. Humans conflate large and/or healthy looking breasts with fertility and, to our little inner lizard brains, looking like a good “breeder” is attractive. They signify a mature, adult female who’s ready to mate (speaking very biologically and blandly) and so they’re attractive to a straight man or lesbian for that reason. So mentally and instinctively, it makes sense. I agree though, I like to think of things literally because it’s funny/interesting to me and I’m sometimes just like “god, people are so into fatty areas of skin for some reason ..how odd”. It’s a bit less weird when you think of it evolutionarily. Our primate ancestors used to be on all fours and sexual readiness would have been indicated by tilting up the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this ass to expose the vagina. So at that time we would have evolved to be turned on by the spherical ass shape. When we starting walking on two legs and having sex facing each other it made less sense to signal sex by raising the ass but the instinct for two spherical humps was hardwired into us so perky, spherical breasts that resembled a ripe ass became a proxy for signaling sexual readiness. Doesn’t matter if you like women, when a body part so perfectly represents sexiness it hits most us in our primordial brain.
And for those that say that breasts are shaped that way for milk, other primates that breast feed have limp little sack-like breasts that work just as well for breastfeeding so there needs to be another evolutionary explanation for breast shape. I’m a big chested girl myself & I agree with you. I don’t get it. Overtime I started disliking them, because they annoy me and I easily get sexualized. It’s a genetic evolution to have the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this eyes drawn to movement, and thus the sacks of fat with no muscle structure and bone move the most thus garnering the most attention, that’s why it’s always “ass or tiddies” and not “shins or clavicle” It’s literally the polar apposite of bizarre for a heterosexual man to be attracted to boobs, open a dictionary and read the pertinent words.
It’s a place of safety. When you were a child, where did you go to stop crying, be fed, fall asleep, be held, etc. mom’s chest… When our ancestors started to walk upright, breasts started to evolve as a secondary (after buttocks) sexual signal. In tandem with them evolved a response to this signal. Nowadays it’s subconscious. It’s not that weird, nearly everything can be linked back to us trying to survive when sabertooth tigers were trying to eat our asses. Good boobs meant a healthy partner… it’s really that simple; you want your offspring to have the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this best chance of survival, they need a father that can hunt and protect (big, strong) and a mother that can feed and nurture (healthy titties and butt).
I also find that pretty weird tbh, but I still respect the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this people who find it attractive, it’s just not a me thing A woman body is a much better design than men’s body. A woman body is based almost entirely on spheres, its like droplets of water gently flowing one into another. Every part of womans body is beautiful, whatever its the cute catlike face, slim collarbones lightly sticking out of womans arms or the feet. Holy shit thats the horniest comment ive ever written. And men’s body well… it is. Odd, I’m on the exact other end of the spectrum and don’t find them attractive at all. In fact large ones are quite a turn off to me. It’s just a part of human nature. Embracing our diverse attractions and appreciating the beauty in different aspects of anatomy is what makes us unique and interesting individuals. So, don’t worry about it too much
At one point in most of our lives, boobs, unknowingly, brought us comfort, a sense of security and even nourishment. Perhaps our adult attraction is a subconscious allusion to this ? U can squeeze my chest while i make you skiiiitt babe , no homo i am 100% straight but some time some dudes erect me. My take is that my D might have other uses than sex. I mean, all of us that were breastfed received nourishment and comfort from boobs…regardless of gender. I was not breastfed and yet love boobs so clearly this isn’t the Frog rage consumes me funny Shirt but in fact I love this whole story, but maybe part of it? Yeah, I’m a straight guy and I’ve always been sort of confused about that. Why do we find it attractive? The only likely answer Is that it comes from evolution and the need for human breast milk. But that just makes it seem weird.

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