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My exhusband would try to avoid skid marks by rubbing his butthole with his finger and then sniffing it after he wiped. I honestly might have preferred (more) skidmarks. [Dear person from work who found my Reddit: I AM SO SORRY YOU ENDED UP KNOWING THIS TOO.] A lot of anal skid marks come from farts made while sitting in a chair, with a turd up in the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this chamber. Fecal residue is expelled thenceforth amid the close tissue. To be fair, people would find their roommates/girlfriends/wives’ undies have skidmarks too, along with vaginal discharge stains… but how often are these people doing the family laundry? My step dad told me it was totally normal to have skid marks in your underwear and he doesn’t need to clean himself better. Every one has skid marks apparently
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Yeah, that’s exactly what I told him and I tried to explain how to properly wipe yourself but he just didn’t get it OP, I also was not only baffled but HORRIFIED to learn that many people wipe once and move on. I don’t know HOW the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this hell ANYONE could marry someone like that, much less have sex with that person but it is a common occurrence and I will never ever understand or be okay with that. Also, some guys consider it “gay” to wipe and check the toilet paper to see if it’s clear and also consider it “gay” to wipe more than once as it would be “too much touching” on their AH. It boils down to diet, habits and hygiene. Men are less fastidious with regards to those three. However, since pre moistened wipes and bidets have become more ubiquitous, I don’t really hear this mentioned all that much anymore. Not good wipes, and itching butthole outside of pants/underwear due to poopy butthole, and also while wiping it on undies.
interesting. i thought only women had this when i was little and didnt understand anything about periods. get these men bidets for their birthday. My hairy arsehole would always leave skid marks. I’d wipe till there was blood and still not get all the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this shit. Baby wipes helped a little but still, chapped and dirty. Invested in a bidet and now without a shadow of a doubt I know it’s clean down there – absolute game changer. I know someone who had the throw away her couch cushions cause her ex didn’t wipe well. Evidence was the smell on the couch and stains on his nasty underwear I had an argument with a guy friend who said he never washed his ass in the shower because touching your butt is gay. Like, it’s your ass. You walk around with a shitty asshole so that nobody will think you are gay?
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My question is why do people continue to WEAR stained undies?? I’d wear new undies every day before I wore poop-stained ones. Gay guy here. Long time ago I had a BF and he had issues with the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this whole gay thing. Looking back he just had issues period. Anyway. He and some dudes feel that keeping your ass clean is being Gay. I know this sounds even more homosexual than it could and it also makes no sense. But this is from more than one persons perspective. It’s like the Mormon church saying Masturbation leads to homosexuality. Obviously false. Whoever that person is was obviously thought dicks were delicious but had to make an obstacle for their own sake. People are crazy. My buddy had this problem from of all things over wiping Dr. suggested a moist cloth wipe. Buddy said Dude wipes saved the day. As far as understanding why people don’t do anything about this problem I don’t know, Im like you in that if this happened to me I wouldn’t just say ok and never have it checked. Some say its due to hair, well Im like Bigfoot and I keep-it clean back there. Cuz the problem is niche. And a lot of subs have fake stories mate. This is an oddly common topic in relationship advice from karma farmers.
A lot of people have bad diets, so not everything comes out in toilet despite when you need to use it. So a mix of that, moisture/sweat, and…uh…”leakage” from the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this moisture can attribute to that. Men scratch their asses. They have hairy asses. Toilet paper gets shredded by the hair. Therefore wiping is incomplete. So when scratched, the underwear picks up what is left. Men tend to have more hair which holds onto things in that area. I would have to use half a roll myself if I didn’t use baby wipes Heavy drinker here, I haven’t had a solid shit in years. But that’s what skivvies are for, keeps the shit off my pants. I forget where I read this, and it’s probably complete BS, but some statistic said that >70% have fecal matter left after wiping because they don’t wipe properly or well enough. If you’ve ever had surgery and needed help using the bathroom, it’s amazing how poorly people wipe others, and if it’s how they wipe themselves… those some stanky drawers. I have actually read on Reddit that a lot of guys thinks it gay to wipe or to even wash down there . It’s disgusting I’m a 52 year old male and when it’s come up in conversation and I tell them I’ve never had a skid mark in my adult life I’m the weird one and they get upset. If you saw a pile of poop on the counter, would you just wipe it away with a paper towel and go about your day?
Yes, either that or they simply don’t bother. Then the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this poop stuck to their butt rubs onto the drawers when they sit down etc. Farts and like shit vapor comes out. Leaving skid marks in your underwear has quite a bit to do with your diet, whether you let it rip or try to let a fart out slowly and silently, probably something to do with your unique biology, and who knows what else. I’ve always assumed that’s why some people have sort of a stained butt crack. Not sure about that one though. lol! It’s like there’s a little pocket just inside the hole. No matter how many times I’ve wiped, a little tiny bit will want to squirt out a little while later, so back I go for the rest of it that’s what I’m saying, dry wiping is just spreading shit around until it’s dry enough to not stain the TP. These savages need a damn bidet or tooshie. I’m from a country where tooshies are the norm. Almost lost my shit when I found out most people from developed countries just wiped.
I think part of the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this problem is a lot of dudes have really hairy asses? But if that’s the case you need to shower or get a bidet. Wipe until it’s clean, then use a diaper wipe afterwards. No more skid marks in your drawers. There’s a difference between skid marks and wet farts. If you have any doubts about your fart, pop a squat on the can before letting it rip. There is no reason to have dirty chonies. Why doesn’t everyone have a bidet? Years ago when it required a completely separate toilet sized device or a really expensive toilet seat it made sense. But now? When a basic bidet attachment for a toilet seat is less than fifty dollars? Believe it or not, some people don’t hop in the shower or rinse their ass with water after shitting. Even if I’m at work, I put my ass RIGHT up to that sink and rinse
Toilet paper doesn’t get everything. “Wipe until it’s white!” It’s like spilling grape juice on the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this floor, but just using paper towels to clean it up. There’s still going to be a little residual grape juice on the floor until you mop. Similarly, you can wipe until it’s white, but it’s not going to be completely gone until you shower or use a wet wipe. If you’re “wiping till toilet paper or wet-wipes still show as white”… how would you ever get brown streaks on your underwear ? (where would those brown streaks come from.. if you’re already removed so much that wiping still comes white ?) Do you guys think that poop just sorta “magically reappears” (in a large enough amount to leave brown stripes) ?.. You didn’t understand what I wrote. Public bathrooms just have toilet paper. That was the reason for my spilled grape juice analogy. I’m confident that that explained the phenomenon pretty clearly.
If you wipe enough times so the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this toilet paper repeatedly comes clean (white)… where do the brown streaks come from ? In your grape juice example,. the only way something would still show grape juice stains.. is if you the paper towels you were using to wipe it up were still showing purple liquid spots. (not coming clean). Some things leave a residue, even after they’re wiped up. Go pour corn syrup onto your kitchen floor, then just use paper towels to wipe it up. Go dip your hands in vegetable oil, then just wipe them off with paper towels. Eventually you’ll wipe until it’s white, but it’s not all going to be gone until you properly wash. Let’s say I spill ketchup on my pants. I can wipe until it’s white with a napkin. But the stain will stay there until the pants are washed. Shit remnants still remain in ass cracks and ass hair, even after you wipe until it’s white. I’m not sure how you believe this is true. If there’s residue there,.. it’s going to come off if you wipe. If it’s not coming off as you wipe, then there’s not enough there transfer to leave brown streaks on underwear.
” Let’s say I spill ketchup on my pants. I can wipe until it’s white with a napkin. But the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this stain will stay there until the pants are washed.” Yeah.. that’s because (there was a large enough amount of it there) to absorb into the fabric of the pants. Shit doesn’t work like that. You’d have to have BB or small marble sized chunks of shit on your ass to transfer over to be brown streaks on your underwear. That’s something you’d notice while wiping. “Go pour corn syrup onto your kitchen floor, then just use paper towels to wipe it up. Go dip your hands in vegetable oil, then just wipe them off with paper towels. Eventually you’ll wipe until it’s white” Because those things are clear liquids. Shit has a brown color,. you’ll notice it if you’re wiping and it’s still showing brown on the toilet paper.
I mean,. the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this wet-wipes I use come in packs of 48 wipes. How many do I need to use until I’m “clean” ?… 10 ?.. 20?.. the entire box of 48?.. I swear..it’s like you guys believe in “magic poop particles”. (probably a children’s book somewhere on Amazon). We’re not talking about wet wipes! We’re talking about toilet paper. Does your local restaurant have wet wipes? No. And do yo have hair in your ass crack? It’s not that we’re lazy or not wiping. Hairy ass cracks offer hassles. You can wipe until it’s white with toilet paper, but it’s not all fully gone until you wash it off. Let’s say I squirt ketchup on your head. A whole bottle all over your hair. But we just use toilet paper to dry it up. Is your hair completely clean? No. Because of residual residue. With ass cracks and ass hair, daily sweat can warm and liquify shit residue in ass cracks and ass crack hair. That’s why the skid mark is a faint brown. If you take your first shit at 10 AM at the office, you might be ok. If you work at a body shop, you’re in an oven all day sweating, you’re gonna get a skid mark, especially if you don’t have wet wipes at work.
If those conditions are true,. you got a lot bigger things to worry about than some slight brown stains (and a bidet alone probably isn’t going to be enough to get you clean,. you’re going to need a full shower). I’m a fairly normal hairy male. I’ve never owned a Bidet. And also never had problems with brown stains. Must be a Jesus miracle or something. No, I don’t. But again,.. in that scenario, a bidet won’t be enough. If you’re working hard in a hot automative shop or a hot kitchen,. long enough to make you sweaty enough to create brown stains,. then you need a shower and a change of clothes. We clean our asses with paper. If you accidentally touched shit with your hands, would you just wipe it on paper and carry on about your day, eating and stuff? No. You’d thoroughly wash them with soap and water. Dissolvable wet wipes are the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this greatest addition to the western ass washing regime.
I was at the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this gym and I was talking to this guy, he was getting dressed and was holding his skivvies in one hand. The conversation go sort of animated and he made a gesture, revealing some pretty severe skidmarking. He kept gesticulating and I took a step back, not wanting to get slapped by the filthy underpants. Without noticing, he took a step closer to me, cornering me against the lockers. Then, just when it could not possibly get any worse, it did. He was fresh out of the shower and a trickle of water started from his hairline down his temple. And, God no, no, he did it, he dried his face with the waistband of the soiled garment. No medical conditions, just proud of it because man. Thankfully majority of men are not like that but I noticed a decent amount and it’s weird. First of all, why would you need underwear if your ass was perfectly clean every single time? Your ass is clean, your trousers are clean, why the middle ware?
But then, maybe that fart wasn’t just fart. Or maybe the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this shit is too liquid. So, imho, if it happens – it happens. My more expensive trousers are still clean, that’s the most important bit. And I’m not gonna throw away a slightly dirty underwear because no-one except me will see it. Of course, if I go to a gym or swimming pool, then I obviously will take completely clean stuff. I wear underwear for comfort because I don’t necessarily want my coochie touching my pants. That would be uncomfortable. Clean undies also are important to prevent infections. I understand the comfort point. But if we take it away – why not wear something like sweatpants without underwear? They are perfectly clean. Also, I’m not taking about something completely nasty, like literally shitting yourself and then continuing with your day. Just as you said – a mark. I wash my stuff with the hygienic program, it should be clean enough. But sometimes a bit of color stays. The only person who sees it is myself.
As to one of your comments “why not buy new” it’s because it’s kind of pricy. One pair cost 20€ (about 2% of my salary), which is a bit too much, I better buy myself groceries for 3 days. I would worry about speaking English properly before I would worry about others’ hygiene issues that do not involve me. It’s a US thing. I have NEVER heard of anyone anywhere near where I live having a consistent skidmark issue. But it keeps popping up on Reddit with posts such as “How do I explain to my bf his underwear shouldn’t be constantly stained with shit”. It’s an issue with hygiene and diet. Diet because a steady diet of carbs and saturated fats ensures you live with permanent diarrhea, and hygiene because they don’t realize you’re just supposed to keep wiping until your ass is clean. Then again we’re talking about a nation that thinks that the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this only way to not have dick cheese is to remove your foreskin, instead of just washing your goddamn dick.
The thing is lots of people who have this issue may think it is a wiling issue and keep wiping through out the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this day not knowing it is a leaky anus issue It’s not uncommon for some people to have small/tight anal sphincters. When these people have a soft bowel movement, it’s quite common for the last portion of it to remain stuck behind the anal sphincter where it can’t be wiped, but will slowly work its way out of the anus as the person goes about their day. I’m reasonably sure that the “I don’t wipe my butt because that’s gay” guys are actually a very small portion of the population and the majority of skid marks are caused by the soft stool + tight anus issue. My dad has Crohn’s disease, has had multiple parts of his intestines removed and although I’ve never seen his ‘draws’, I’m sure he struggles sometimes. He’s getting older and I’m shocked he doesn’t have a waste bag yet. But sometimes people can’t help it. My youngest child, on the other hand, had ADHD and thinks very little about wiping her butt as it’s time consuming and it’s sometimes difficult because she can barely touch the floor with her feet. Lol. So our bathrooms have step stools near the toilet. No pun intended lol.
I was raised to wipe with one finger, using one (strong) sheet at a time . and to stop when the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this paper came up blank . I only have occasional skid marks when diarrhoea hits me before I can reach the toilet . Why? Well that takes an understanding of the digestive system. It breaks food apart into tiny tiny pieces so the body can absorb the nutrients. These particles get moved along and only become a solid in the large intestine. But like grains of sand in an hour glass, not all particles are same size and can slip out when farting most commonly. So the loose particles that haven’t clumped to the large fecal master can literally be blown off. It is more noticable with men for many reasons. Women fart often, but not as much as men. Some women wear underwear that doesn’t allow for the collection of poop particles or wear none at all. I get paid to regularly clean other people’s assholes and let me tell you, some people just have weird anatomy that is harder to clean. Throw in a hemorrhoid and it can be all out war getting things perfectly clean.
I will wipe and wipe and wipe… paper clean as fuck. Then I’ll go walk a couple miles and my undies look like a fuckin’ race track. It’s a curse. Bidet toilet is the Fa La La La La La May Your Ugly Christmas Be A Little Bit Alexis shirt and I will buy this answer. If you dont have one, never use wet wipes, rather use a product like Wype and normal toilet paper. It’s cheaper and better for the environment! I have an elegant solution: by lots of high-quality and resilient underwear, preferably the same model for normal use. That means don’t use white underware by default. Change underwear at least twice a day. Seperate underwear before washing. If your stash is large enough, then you will never run out of clean underwear. Boxers and jumping up on the sink and really cleaning things up when after wiping will prevent those skid marks
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| L | 3076 | 2256 |
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| L | 2974 | 2461 | 36.593 |
| XL | 3076 | 2666 | 37.595 |
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