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Probably getting told off by an elderly Korean man after accidently sitting in a designated elderly person’s seat on the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this Seoul metro. Never looked more like a clueless tourist… In my defence, I assumed it was like the Tube and I would’ve got up if I saw someone who needed the seat! And I had avoided the seat that’s designated for pregnant women, which I did know about. Hah! I rocked up in South Korea (though this was Busan, not Seoul) for the first time, and me and my work colleague had to take the very long metro ride into the city. All the normal seats were taken – the “priority” ones were all empty. Also we were (and presumably looked) dog tired. But when confronted with a elderly person speaking forcefully to me in a language I don’t really understand, my first instinct is to assume that I’m in the wrong!

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This reminds me of being in Dubai and watching the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this mortifying recognition dawn on the faces of some men after standing for most of the journey in the women-only carriages of the trains. I was in Seoul in September they seemed to work just like in London, sit there and offer to those who get on who need it. Going to Barcelona around April time and being bewildered by the empty beaches and sea. Going in the sea as it was “pretty hot” out and about. A local came over and the first thing he said was “English?”, because nobody else would go in the sea and wear shorts and tshirts in 15C weather. I’ve had this experience in many countries as a Canadian. What do you mean it’s too cold for swimming? It’s 19° out Ugh that reminds me of a trip to France where I’d been practising my French a lot beforehand and was eager to try it out. Had my accent pretty good etc. Then when it came to time to ask where the toilets were, I opened my mouth and instead of ‘ou est les toilettes’ it came out as ‘oo eh lays toilets’ in like a cockney accent (I don’t have a cockney accent). Reminds me of when I was in the queue for the Vatican and there was an ‘edgy’ American tourist in front of us wearing a tee shirt that said ‘GODLESS MOTHER FUCKER’ in huge letters. As soon as he paid for his ticket two security guards grabbed him and politely made him cover it up which he did meekly and without argument. He ‘just happened’ to have a spare tee shirt with him. The old nightclub bouncer trick- let them pay before saying “oh, you just stumbled a bit there, too drunk to get in. Off you go, no refunds.”
Yeah they would have seen him coming a mile off. I’ve got a photo of him somewhere, he looked like a right idiot showing off to his girlfriend ‘Watch this I’m so cool’ The one that also says “Flower sniffin, kitty pettin, baby kissin corporate rock whores” in bold print down the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this back… I remember, because in GCSE Geography on a non-uniform day in 1994, my mate sitting next to me in his Smiley shirt was told to cover it up AND given a detention. I was literally right next to him in my Vestibule one…nothing. I dont get doing stuff like this Im religiously apathetic ( means idgaf. ) but id never insult someone elses religion,whats the point? Like the whole lines gonna clap and denounce catholicism cus he wore a shirt.

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I lived in Italy for many years and when I first went there I stayed a few months in my VW camper and every day that summer I cooked myself pasta with nice fresh tomato sauce with Parmesan on top. I’d learned a few words and could go into the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this little shop and get my tomatoes and I could ask for some “Parmigiano grattugiato” (freshly grated Parmesan), when she’d grated “un etto” (100grams that I wanted) she passed it to me and said “basta?” Meaning is that all? Me thinking she was asking if I also wanted some pasta would gleefully reply “no grazie!” And went to the til to pay. I think this went on for some weeks before I went in with a friend who pointed out my mistake. Me and my wife (who is Chinese) were travelling around central China and went to this massive temple with literally thousands of people from the nearby rural area.
I had a massive amount of incense in my hand, and it was all gently smoking, but then my wife gave me all hers because she was going to kneel and pray. I guess I had too much, because it just burst into flames and I waving all these flames around in the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this air trying to put it out. Loads of sparks and shit fell on the nearby pile of incense and they slowly started to burn. Eventually I threw it all on the floor and tried stamping it out, but it just made more smoke and started wafting the smoke into the massive crowd of people watching. I was in Hong Kong and they gave you these little lukewarm jugs or cups of lemony water that just didn’t taste right. Wasn’t till day 2 and I saw a couple nearby using the water to rinse cutlery that I realised I had made a big mistake. Being done up like a kipper in Beijing despite genuinely being somebody that almost always has his wits about himself and knows about scams.
Story: There is a famous scam in Beijing (and obviously many other places) where you’ll be at a popular tourist place such as the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this Forbidden City / Tiannamen Square and get approached by a friendly local wanting to ‘practice English’ and offer you some tips or advice on places to see, where to go, etc. Once they’ve struck up a friendly accord with you, they’ll suggest going for a cup of Chinese tea, relying on you being polite enough to accept their invitation in return for them having spent some time with you and offered you advice about their city. It’s known as the Tea House Scam. Stupid me, fresh off a 17-hour trip to Beijing and having arrived at 6am, straight to hotel and wanting to check the city out being my first time in China, left my wits at the hotel. Despite being knackered, I wanted to have a walk about, stretch my legs after a long trip and really get right into holiday mode.
Tiannamen Square, approached by a friendly guy asking where I’m from, what I’m here to do, if I’ve been to China before, etc. Instead of saying thanks but no thanks, I somehow allowed him to tag along with me for 30 minutes and engage in conversation. Obviously it led to the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this tea house where we were sat down in a private room, brought a variety of teas and snacks and left to enjoy them and talk. It’s brought to the table and he reacts in (fake) horror at a bill of around £75 for what we’d consumed, which would normally have been about £5. He offers to split the bill, and despite being outraged and only they having it dawn on me what’s gone on, there’s no real way out. If you try to run away or refuse, they’ll get their heavies in who will rough you up.
Obviously the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this scam is him ‘paying’ half to the dodgy shop that’s fully in cahoots with him. The whole friendly persona is just to direct you to the shop. I’ve seen stories where people have been fleeced out of hundreds, so actually got off extremely lightly all things considered. After that I just put in my headphones all day every day and refused to talk to anybody else. Still a great holiday but a shocker of a start. This happened to a mate of mine. He said he tried to walk out without paying and loads of people appeared and blocked the door, so he just cannonballed through them and ran off. It’s possible I may have mistaken strawberries for plum tomatoes on an American buffet breakfast and had bacon, sausage, eggs and strawberries on my first morning in the US.
I once poured myself a glass of fruit juice from a buffet breakfast Amersteram only to realise it was really strong booze. It definitely woke me up. I was in America at an all you can eat breakfast and there was cheesecake with a strawberry on top. Grabbed this huge wedge about an inch thick and 7 inches long. Got to the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this table and shovelled a huge portion into my waiting mouth. It was butter. With a strawberry on top…..surrounded by other desserts. I can’t have been the first to do this. I just got up left and never returned. Similar story – as a kid at a buffet in Florida, I piled a plate high with what I thought was vanilla ice cream whilst an old man stood beside me bemused. Got back to my table…it was butter. I had a plate full of butter.
Was in China going to a bar, and my friend had food poisoning. We were in a taxi, maybe five minutes away from the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this bar, when she got hit by it. She asked the driver to just let us out here and ducked into a bush. She screamed at me to grab tissues and water from a nearby shop, so I ran to get them. I come back and hand her them, and she says we need to leave quickly. She had shat outside on a building, which is already a terrible thing to do, but she also had shat on the side of a massive government building. We still went to the bar that night. Oh, to be eighteen. My Dad fuelling the car up in France, the cashier asked what pump and he said “cinq” while holding up 4 fingersI moved some towels that a German family had placed on sun loungers (they’d “reserved” them against hotel policy) though I thought they’d been left from the prev day. Half an hour later they turned up and the big fella angrily demanded in german for us to move (i presume that’s what he said). I just acted innocent and refused to move.
I was at an event at the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this British Embassy in Bangkok and was speaking to someone with the usual pleasantries and I asked him about his job. He said he worked in security at Tesco, so I was asking him about whether he had ever had to chase down a thief or break up a fight – the usual type of questions you would ask a security guard. He looked confused and politely said no. Turns out he was a banker who worked in securities at Tisco Bank. A friend and I went to Rome to watch the rugby a few years back, we get checked into the airbnb and the friend proceeds to turn to the hostess and asks if the tap water is drinkable. She deadpan turned to him and said “have you heard of the aqueducts?” Spent a week in Portugal, and for the first few days I was saying “gracias” to everybody because, whilst I knew that Portuguese and Spanish were different languages, I’d made the assumption that “thank you” was the same in both. It was only after the waiter at my hotel’s breakfast buffet said “You mean ‘obrigado'” (not in a snotty way, he was trying to be helpful) that I realised, and I wanted the ground to swallow me up.
Mine is similar to this – was in Barcelona for a student trip and we were in a fast food place. The two men in front of us said “Grazi!” quite loudly and confidently as they paid at the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this till. We all assumed that “grazi” was either the Catalan equivalent of “gracias” or maybe an informal version of it (I.e, what “thanks” is to “thank you”). Spent most of the trip saying “grazi!” to people until our last night, when sitting at the bar, the bartender said “oh you guys speak Italian too?” My husband did the opposite in Italy. Went around saying gracias to everyone, even after I kept telling him to stop. The locals were not amused. On a trip to Italy we wanted to buy a mixed case of wine. Unfortunately, we picked the day that the one salesperson there did not speak English and we had forgotten our language guide. Our older daughter was studying Spanish at school, so with a lot of patience we managed to have a conversation with us speaking English, the salesperson speaking Italian and my daughter using her Spanish knowledge to translate. It worked very well and our order arrived at our house in the UK.
I went to Italy with very few Italian words, and just dropped some Spanish words with pointing. It was more effective than English where I was, but I do wonder if they thought I was a just crazy. Hahah, I did similar in Madrid, constantly confidently ordering two drinks “due cerveza por favor”, got home, remembered that I know more italian than Spanish and that two is Dos. Moron. I went to Jericho in Israel. It’s an Arab city and my Jewish friend from Jerusalem didn’t come with me, I think technically he’s not really allowed to visit. Anyway, genius me, flying solo and feeling very proud of my shaky command of the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this local lingo, strides into the first shop and greets the owner with a friendly “shalom”, only for him to take me to one side and explain that unless I wanted to get roughed up I should try out “salaam” instead while I was in town. Hahaha similarly when I went to Japan and didn’t speak a word, I’d looked in a phrase book for some key words. But I’d read it wrong and matched up two wrong phrases.
So instead of saying sumimasen (“excuse me”) when walking through crowds, I was saying daijoubu desu (“I’m/it’s okay”). Must have sounded just a little touched in the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this head to the people I walked past Related – I was learning Korean, and the word for excuse me is jogiyo. I burped once in the company of loan family, and said jogiyo, but it’s not that kind of excuse me. I had just asked everyone to pay attention to me because I had just burped. We placed our order, and then the waitress asked my mate if he would like chilli, or biscuits and gravy with his breakfast. He responded “chilli, biscuits and gravy? On a breakfast? Jesus fucking Christ!” Several people exclaimed how inappropriate it was and one lady approached our table to complain about his outburst, and give us a short lesson on blasphemous language.
I received a similar reaction when I called my brother a “silly cunt” in a bistro type restaurant in the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this US. The way people fell silent around us still makes me cringe Sometimes I wish those sorts travelled to the continent, since there’s a disconnect on English language swearing’s gravitas most songs keep their swearwords and even usually for some music: the N word. hearing N word this and that in a song on a mainstream radio is still weird here in Sweden lol. When I was 18 I went to stay with some relatives in Hameln (Germany). We were having a very pleasant walk along the riverside, and I noticed that there we are a series of horizontal marks on the side of a bridge with dates against them. They were marks showing how high the floods had got in any particular year. Way above all the other marks was a mark dated 1943. I naively asked why the floods were so bad in 1943. The father of the family I was staying calmly replied “Zat vos your bouncing bomb”. Me and some friends (boys) went into a women’s toilet in Germany on a school trip. I was pretty sure we were going into the wrong place, but one of my friends was sure that “Herren” meant women because it had the word “her” in it, and “Damen” looked like “the men”.
Watch out if you ever go to Ireland. Some unkind pub owners like to put ‘M’ and ‘F’ on their toilet doors. The trouble is, ‘m’ stands for ‘mna’ and ‘f’ stands for ‘fir’, which respectively mean ‘women’ and ‘men’ in the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this Irish language! Lost my electronic room key on my first night in Thailand. The owner told me it was £250 to replace. I knew all about these scams and wasn’t having it. Argument ensued. I eventually realised he meant 250 Baht, fucking obviously it’s fucking Thailand, which is about £5. I apologised profusely and paid up. I was very jet lagged is my excuse. Outside a shitty hole in the wall bar in Delhi I leant down to light a fag on a candle on the floor. Convenient I thought. It was a small shrine. My partner lost had her purse stolen in Paris. We arrived at the hotel before we had realised. I went to the reception to ask if anyone had handed in a purse.
Turns out, the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this guy on reception didn’t speak English and I left my phone in the room so I had to crack out my year 9 French skills. I said something along the lines of “Avez vous filles dame portfuelle” in a very slow Manc accent. He smirked, said non and went back to the room to crack the bad news. My husband and I were in Père Lachaise. I noticed some lovely wee purple flowers growing on a grave, and decided to ask a nearby guide what they were. I blundered the last syllable, turning “Les fleurs, est-ce qu’elles sont violettes?” into “…est-ce qu’elles sont violées?” which means something like “Have these flowers been raped?” Stood in front of a church in Paris with my friend talking, probably quite loudly, about the fact that we thought it was Notre Dame. In English, but obviously mentioning the words Notre Dame a lot just, as it turns out, to make sure all the Parisians knew the gist of our conversation even if they didn’t speak any English at all. We stood there for about an hour oohing and ahhing and taking pictures and saying ‘amazing, I thought it would be busier’. It was not Notre Dame. Once when I was 5 years old and at a kids holiday club in Mallorca, I gave the lady running it the money for me and my brother and told her to “keep the change you filthy animal” which I had been looking forward to saying to someone since watching Home Alone, obviously not knowing how offensive someone might find that. Anyway she kicked me out. Lesson learned. A few years later (also in Mallorca) I had one of those laser pens that I was playing with while we ate our evening meal. I noticed two kids who must have been about 3/4 were chasing my dot from my laser and decided the smart thing to do was to shine it on one of the waitresses arses in the kitchen. These kids just barged straight in and smacked the living shit out of this poor women’s arse. Everyone starts going mental in the kitchen. I very quickly told me parents I felt ill so we could leave.
A woman started talking to me in a lift in Spain and I said (in Spanish) “I don’t speak Spanish”. She gave me a weird look and we continued the Dumb records old country store Shirt moreover I love this lift ride in awkward silence. When we got out of the lift my partner said “you realise you told her she doesn’t speak Spanish?” Not me, but my dad. He went to Italy with my mum when they got engaged and she’d warned him in advance that nobody would speak English in the Italian countryside where they were staying for the first half of their trip. She offered to teach him some basic phrases but he declined because he said he’d be fine.. He was gobsmacked when he got to the Italian countryside and nobody understood him speaking English with an Italian accent and adding ‘o’ or ‘a’ onto the end of most words lol

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