Do You Have Any Fucks Not Even One Girl Go Fish Long Sleeve Tee Sarcastic Vintage Humor Gift
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Sarcastic long sleeve tee with vintage tea party art. Perfect humorous gift for introverts and friends who have zero patience for nonsense.
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- Printed to order and shipped from the USA
Fabric Material:
- 100% Certified Organic Cotton ring-spun jersey
- Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
- Runs true to size
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It takes 1-3 days to fulfill an order, after which it’s shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows: USA: 2-7 business days International: 10-20 business days. Available Size: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL Available Color: Black, Cardinal Red, Forest Green, Gold, Navy, Royal, Sport Grey, White…STORAGE INSTRUCTIONS:
Do not use detergent containing chlorine, Do not use detergent, Drying, normal temperature, low heat. Regular ironing can be done by steam or dry ironing, and ironing cannot be more than 110 degrees Celsius. Delivery Your order will be printed exclusively for you within a few days. If you are in the US, Canada or Europe, you will receive your order within 3-7 business days after printing is complete. For all other countries, please allow between 10-14 business days. And you wanna design your own shirt by yourself for your team, your group or your family, you can sent us your design to gmal address [email protected].. We will make it for you. This shirt the official design from Hulktee.com. Available for T-shirt, hoodie, tank top, long sleeve, sweater, youth tee, onesie for men and women. Have a nice day!| SHIPMENT METHOD | PROCESSING TIME | ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME | SHIPMENT COST |
|---|---|---|---|
| Domestic US | 1-3 business days | 2-5 business day | USA First Hoodie or Sweat: $8 Additional Hoodie or Sweat: $2 First Shirt: $5 Additional Shirts: $2 |
| International | 2-5 business days | 10-20 business day | International Hoodie or Sweat: $10 Shirt: $8 |
| SHIPMENT METHOD | PROCESSING TIME | ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME | SHIPMENT COST |
|---|---|---|---|
| Domestic UK | 1-3 business days | 2-5 business day | UK First Hoodie or Sweat: $8 Additional Hoodie or Sweat: $2 First Shirt: $5 Additional Shirts: $2 |
| Europe | 1-3 business days | 10-20 business day | Europe First Hoodie or Sweat: $8 Additional Hoodie or Sweat: $2 First Shirt: $5 Additional Shirts: $2 |
Sassy attitude meets vintage charm
This sarcastic long sleeve tee is a blunt statement piece for anyone who has zero patience for nonsense. The design pairs the phrase “Do you have any fucks? Not even one, girl. Go fish.” with a retro engraving of two Victorian women drinking tea. It is a funny quote shirt that blends old-world elegance with modern irreverence, making it a standout choice among vintage ladies tea party aesthetics.
Comfortable fit for everyday sarcasm
This white long sleeve shirt is built for daily wear without sacrificing comfort. The soft fabric feels gentle against the skin, while the dark purple print sits prominently on the chest. As a comfortable graphic tee, it offers a relaxed silhouette that moves with you throughout the day. The durable print withstands regular use, ensuring the sassy message stays sharp and legible after multiple wears.
Product details and care
The garment is crafted from a cotton blend that balances breathability with structure. The color scheme features a crisp white base with maroon or dark purple ink. The fit is standard to relaxed, accommodating various body types comfortably. To maintain the quality of the design, machine wash the item in cold water and turn it inside out before washing. Avoid high heat drying to prevent shrinkage and preserve the vibrancy of the illustration.
Is this long sleeve tee unisex?
Yes, the cut is designed to be unisex-friendly. This shirt fits comfortably on various body types, making it a versatile choice for anyone who enjoys sarcastic humor. The sizing chart reflects a standard fit that works well for both men and women looking for a casual, edgy statement piece.
What material is the long sleeve tee made of?
The shirt is crafted from a soft cotton blend that ensures breathability and comfort. This fabric holds the vintage-style print well without cracking or fading easily. The material provides a premium feel suitable for frequent wear, keeping the wearer comfortable whether they are lounging at home or running errands.
How does the print hold up after washing?
To maintain the quality of the dark purple/maroon design, machine wash the shirt in cold water and turn it inside out. Avoid high heat drying to prevent shrinkage and preserve the graphic’s vibrancy. Following these simple wash instructions helps ensure the print durability remains intact over time.
Is the quote printed on the front or back?
The slogan and the Victorian tea party illustration are printed on the front chest area. This placement ensures the message is clearly visible when worn. The front print design allows the humorous text and retro imagery to serve as an immediate conversation starter or personal expression.
Available styles (select at checkout)
This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:
- Men’s / unisex T-shirt
- Women’s T-shirt
- Sweatshirt
- Hoodie
- Tank top
- V-neck
- Youth tee
- Toddler tee
- Tote bag
Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.
Material & print
Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.
Fit & sizing
Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.
Care instructions
- Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
- Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry
Shipping & returns
Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.
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- Length from the highest point of the collar to the bottom hem.
- Chest straight across, armpit to armpit, with the shirt laid flat.
- Sleeve from the center back of the collar to the cuff.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2871 | 1846 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 |
| L | 3076 | 2256 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 |
| 4XL | 3486 | 3076 |
| 5XL | 3589 | 3281 |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2564 | 1641 |
| M | 2666 | 1743 |
| L | 26.567 | 1846 |
| XL | 2769 | 19.750 |
| 2XL | 27.971 | 21.655 |
| 3XL | 28.572 | 22.758 |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2871 | 1846 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 |
| L | 3076 | 2256 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2666 | 2051 | 33.585 |
| M | 2769 | 2256 | 34.588 |
| L | 2871 | 2461 | 35.590 |
| XL | 2974 | 2666 | 36.593 |
| 2XL | 3076 | 2871 | 37.595 |
| 3XL | 3179 | 3076 | 38.598 |
| 4XL | 3281 | 3281 | 38.598 |
| 5XL | 3486 | 3384 | 38.598 |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2769 | 2051 | 34.588 |
| M | 2871 | 2256 | 35.590 |
| L | 2974 | 2461 | 36.593 |
| XL | 3076 | 2666 | 37.595 |
| 2XL | 3179 | 2871 | 38.598 |
| 3XL | 3281 | 3076 | 3999 |
| 4XL | 3384 | 3281 | 39.5100 |
| 5XL | 3486 | 3486 | 40102 |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2871 | 1846 | 33.585 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 | 3589 |
| L | 3076 | 2358 | 36.593 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 | 3897 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 | 39.5100 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 | 39.5100 |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2769 | 1846 |
| M | 2871 | 2051 |
| L | 2974 | 2256 |
| XL | 3076 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3179 | 2666 |
| Size | Youth size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 6-8 | 20.552 | 1641 |
| M | 10-12 | 2256 | 1743 |
| L | 14-16 | 23.560 | 1846 |
| XL | 18-20 | 2564 | 1948 |
| Size | Youth size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 6-8 | 2153 | 1743 |
| M | 10-12 | 22.557 | 1846 |
| L | 14-16 | 2461 | 1948 |
| XL | 18-20 | 25.565 | 2051 |



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