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I remember volunteering at my little sister’s primary school once and a little girl telling me that “my mummy had a drink I’m not allowed to have and then she fell in a bush” Teacher here too. Your kids tell us everything. Sorry to say but we often know far too much about your families… I know someone who works in film production, to the Detroit Lions vs Everybody 23 Branch Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this disappointment of her 9 year old son she doesn’t make children’s films though, only dramas and other types of films aimed at grownups. I once said nearly the same thing but I was a college student (I thought adults films were just film made for adults and not children until everyone started laughing) I too was embarrassingly old when I learned that the huge ADULT FILMS sign just off the interstate did not in fact mean that was where they showed the R rated movies that children weren’t allowed to see in theaters. Imagine the look of horror on my Dad’s face when I made the comment that in just a few short months we could finally go there to see a movie together. Not myself but I saw it on tv .A mum was being interviewed about difficulties of raising children as a single parent and when asked about their father she said “we have no idea where he is he’s missing “.One of the children shouted “he’s in prison remember ” My mum and grandma raised me until my mum met my stepdad and then the three of them did and I would often embarrass her as a kid by telling people who asked about my dad that I didn’t have one because he told mum not to have me. I didn’t think of it as anything bad though, in my mind I had two parents and I knew lots of other kids who only saw their dads in the summer holidays or who would say they’d come see them and never did. I had two parents who loved me and I saw every week as well as an uncle and cousins I was very close with. To me that was much better than some guy I never met who didn’t want me. I ended up with more parents than most people lol.
When I was in year 1 we had to describe our living rooms. I called our curtains ‘dirty yellow’ and my mum wrote a note in my homework book thereafter to say that in fact her curtains were ‘antique gold’ When I was in school we had an ‘about me’ section in our planners. One of the Detroit Lions vs Everybody 23 Branch Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this questions was “what is your house colour?”. Weird, thought my friend and I, why would they need to know that?! After some debate I wrote ‘cream’ and she wrote ‘pebbledashed’. Later our form tutor called us over. Turns out it meant what colour house are you in in school because we had four houses: red, blue, yellow and green. (Think Harry Potter if that’s unfamiliar to you) As a kid I went to a friend’s birthday party, I must have been about 6. Her party was hosted by her dad, a single parent whose (main? Side?) job was as a party DJ so it was a very well equipped disco in their living room. The dad was a heavy guy in his early 40s and, it being the early 90s, used to wear leather waistcoats with vibrantly printed shirts underneath. He was clearly balding but the hair he did have left was long and he wore it in a ponytail. I’m sure he was a lovely guy but there was something a little pathetic about him that I noticed even then. When my mum came to pick me up, she asked if I had anything to say to the dad (insinuating that I should thank him for having me). Instead, I piped up, “My mum says you’re kidding yourself with that ponytail.” I’m pretty sure she wanted the ground to swallow her whole.
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Not my child but a family member told their teacher that their grandad was going to prison that day…. he’s a probation officer and visits various prisons regularly to meet his clients. My dad volunteers in prison. He teaches business and accountancy skills. One day, my mothers friend asked where my dad was when she popped by for a visit. My little sister (aged 5 at the Detroit Lions vs Everybody 23 Branch Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this time) pipes up with “he’s in gaol” so my mum had to quickly explain I used to tell people who asked “I don’t have a dad, he told mum to get rid of me”. I was also autistic and got none of the shut up hints my mum would give lol. Mine just volunteered the information when someone asked how she was doing. They also got her birthday, her grade level and the fact that we were waiting for pizza for dinner.
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Apparently the Detroit Lions vs Everybody 23 Branch Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this teacher was almost crying, I was trying to show other parents and my dad just wanted to die. I’m pretty sure he still keeps it in his drawer, it was displayed in the kitchen for a good few years because my mam thought it was brilliant Got sick on the day of my daughter’s birthday party. Decided it was best not to go incase I infected all the kids, and just to come for a few minutes wearing a mask for the birthday cake and candles. When I got there she had told everyone that daddy was so sick he was spraying vomit all over the house and they needed to stay away from me in case I vomited on them. Not my kid but observed in a shop. Small child aged about 3, out with his mum. Suddenly he yells out, look mummy that man’s pregnant too. Poor man had a massive beer belly and looked quite embarrassed
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My friend’s 4-year-old boy drew a picture of her for Valentine’s Day and apparently he presented it to her saying ‘I know you don’t have a willy, Mummy, but I seem to have given you one anyway.’ On a crowded bus at school home-time: “Mummy? When Daddy put the Detroit Lions vs Everybody 23 Branch Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this seed in your tummy, did he put it in your mouth?” My mum use to come in and help with the kids reading. One little boy once started this conversation. “My dad isn’t very well at the moment” my mum “oh dear what’s wrong with him” lad ” his Penis is really red and sore and he is in allot of pain” my mum “let’s finish reading this page”. My daughter when she was 5 couldn’t tell the difference between being drunk and being hungover. I was hungover one Sunday and made the mistake of telling her… Cue conversation with the school teacher when picking her up. Apparently she had declared in class “daddy was drunk all day yesterday”…
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I took my daughter to work when she was five. She reported back that “Daddy sits in a big room with lots of televisions and shouts at people”. My parent’s neighbour’s kid once proudly showed my mum the Detroit Lions vs Everybody 23 Branch Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this plants his dad was growing by holding them up to the fence. It was marijuana. I took my daughter to the toilet at Reading station (big, busy station) and she came into the cubical with me. I was on my period and using a sanitary towel for probably the only time in my damn life. My daughter (3) yelled “urghhhhhhhhh mum you’ve got stinky knickers.” I need you all to believe me when I say I definitely didn’t have stinky knickers that day I was just trying to change my sanitary pad One Sunday before releasing the children to go to their classrooms, pastor had the kiddos up front. He asked if anyone had a funny story. My daughter pipes up, one night when we went to bed my mom had her nightgown on the right way. In the morning her nightgown was on inside out. I wanted to slide under the pew.
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- Length from the highest point of the collar to the bottom hem.
- Chest straight across, armpit to armpit, with the shirt laid flat.
- Sleeve from the center back of the collar to the cuff.
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| S | 2871 | 1846 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 |
| L | 3076 | 2256 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 |
| 4XL | 3486 | 3076 |
| 5XL | 3589 | 3281 |
| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 2564 | 1641 |
| M | 2666 | 1743 |
| L | 26.567 | 1846 |
| XL | 2769 | 19.750 |
| 2XL | 27.971 | 21.655 |
| 3XL | 28.572 | 22.758 |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2871 | 1846 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 |
| L | 3076 | 2256 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
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| S | 2666 | 2051 | 33.585 |
| M | 2769 | 2256 | 34.588 |
| L | 2871 | 2461 | 35.590 |
| XL | 2974 | 2666 | 36.593 |
| 2XL | 3076 | 2871 | 37.595 |
| 3XL | 3179 | 3076 | 38.598 |
| 4XL | 3281 | 3281 | 38.598 |
| 5XL | 3486 | 3384 | 38.598 |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2769 | 2051 | 34.588 |
| M | 2871 | 2256 | 35.590 |
| L | 2974 | 2461 | 36.593 |
| XL | 3076 | 2666 | 37.595 |
| 2XL | 3179 | 2871 | 38.598 |
| 3XL | 3281 | 3076 | 3999 |
| 4XL | 3384 | 3281 | 39.5100 |
| 5XL | 3486 | 3486 | 40102 |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
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| S | 2871 | 1846 | 33.585 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 | 3589 |
| L | 3076 | 2358 | 36.593 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 | 3897 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 | 39.5100 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 | 39.5100 |
| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 2769 | 1846 |
| M | 2871 | 2051 |
| L | 2974 | 2256 |
| XL | 3076 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3179 | 2666 |
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| S | 6-8 | 20.552 | 1641 |
| M | 10-12 | 2256 | 1743 |
| L | 14-16 | 23.560 | 1846 |
| XL | 18-20 | 2564 | 1948 |
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| S | 6-8 | 2153 | 1743 |
| M | 10-12 | 22.557 | 1846 |
| L | 14-16 | 2461 | 1948 |
| XL | 18-20 | 25.565 | 2051 |
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