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My sister had a phase where she thought the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this best gifts were gifts that you wish you had yourself. She said it out loud and it was her philosophy. Not very good. I guess this works in a specific case if you’re buying for someone with the same taste as you; my best friend and I have definitely bought the same things before by accident, so I can confidently buy her stuff I would want and know she’s gonna like it. Actually was a little sad to part with the last pair of earrings I got her, lol. It sounds shittier that it was. She just legitimately couldn’t gift people things so she just tried to share her interests but they were like really not a fit. It only works if the gift is something you have more experience with, and you already know the recipient would appreciate it. Like I trusted myself to pick out my fiances headset because I’ve been through a dozen of them. But I wouldn’t give the same gift to my mother in law just because I think they’re nice lol

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Ngl tho it would be handy to actually learn it, but also funnier if she bought him something she’s always wanted When I saw the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this thumbnail my only and immediate thought was “ew what is this hoarders house with shit smeared on the counter” GIRL post the details also if he’s reading this BUY THE WOMAN SOME FLOWERS AND A SPA DAY AND THE NICEST APOLOGY CARD IN THE STORE That’s good. My friend’s father still does this to their mom and they’re in their 70s. Maybe if he sees this it will put a stop to it. interest in lock picking for the spouse, the receiving of a lock picking kit for someone who has no interest for OP My FIL is a locksmith and I was like oh I bet that’s kind of cool until he explained he basically just installs commercial locks, he doesn’t help people locked out of their houses and shit. Plenty of guys would be happy with their missus “gifting them” a self gift of lingerie that’s really for them, as long as they get to see it lots. my ex did this. bought me a game for my birthday after i specifically told him i didn’t want it because i had played it & didn’t like it. he said i should give it a try anyway & give it to him if i didnt want it. lol.
Hello “Acceptable level of Unhappy”, I see it’s treating you Predictably. I buy my own gifts now-no returns or exchanges needed, and definitely no more “dId YoU cUm” after medicore sex. I love it here, hope HE enjoys YOUR GIFT. My husband once bought me a lego set for Christmas, then put it together himself. I had never had lego as a kid and honestly had no real interest in doing it, but it still pissed me off. Then he bought me another lego set for my birthday. He started putting it together and out of spite I ended up finishing it while he was out one night. I ended up really enjoying it, and now we buy each other Lego sets and build them together. I married and divorced a person who would do stuff like that, hopefully this is an isolated incident but if it’s not I would start thinking about going forward Well, it took a whole 40 minutes, but I’m glad to see that the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this amateur marriage counselors of Reddit have made it to this post to recommend divorce.

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Notice how I said “isolated incident” because yeah if your partner is selfish then get the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this hell out as soon as you can or you’ll get dragged down from it Check the subreddit, we don’t do confrontation here. Who needs to rectify a situation when Karma is on the line My ex wife once told me she wanted to watch a specific movie, then bought it for me for my birthday… then sat down and watched it without me. I see you Have you ever expressed any desire to learn? I’m just asking as I need to judge how much of a selfish prick he is. Have you considered buying the fancy locks he’s always wanted to pick? Perhaps they could be used to lock up some of his favorite things to encourage his interest in this new found hobby. New bedroom idea: handcuffs for him, lock picking kit far away from him but within visual sight. Taunt away! If only he had allowed you to learn how to pick locks. After this year, I told my husband we are no longer celebrating Valentines Day. I spent a good chunk of money making a “bro-quet”… a bunch of manly things like expensive cologne, socks, boxers, candy, nips, scratch cards, condoms on long skewers and arranged like a bouquet. And a steak dinner. After weeks of asking what I want, and me giving him ideas and settling for a good dinner somewhere, he came home with gas station flowers and cheap box of chocolates (which he should know I won’t eat) I gave him 60 dollars after the dinner I made to go get a plant I wanted locally off marketplace, and that night told him we’re not doing this next year. My aunt bought my uncle a chainsaw. Because she wanted it lol. She was an outdoor rugged type and he is an indoor computer nerd.
Cool gift for the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this right person but maybe what he tried to do is buy it for himself and pass it off as a bad gift? Seems a little thoughtless. He could’ve noticed what you’re into or at least asked you if you don’t like surprises I got him 4 different cigars in a fancy cigar box. I also got his xicar repaired when I learned it was broke. It has a lifetime warranty! Marriage shouldn’t be for life if he treats you like shit, people who tell you marriage is for life just don’t want people to be allowed a divorce Jesus Christ. You’re letting yourself get walked all over with that mentality. This isn’t every little thing. This is him blatantly telling you he cares more about what he wants than he cares about you. Fuck that. Do you have any idea where he got it?? I’ve been wanting to get one for my SO but when I was looking online a lot of the places I was finding that sold them didn’t seem super legit. Omg tell me this isn’t on your credit card… please say he isn’t that much of a dingus. Not that it really matters, but… it would to me You’ve got extra picks, extra tensioners, and an extra lock, so have at it! Really, those plastic things are so easy compared to a real lock. Give him five minutes, he should have the entire thing memorized.
I guess his idea was that he’d get you into it, which is sweet but shouldn’t be your Valentine’s Day gift. He should’ve got you something you wanted instead and got this at a different time. That sucks OP. If you did try to use it, because it is for you, would he get upset? Because he really got it for himself. Say that you got something for him but really it’s for you since that’s basically what he did to you with the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this lock picking. I locked myself out of my new house yesterday. I was expecting the locksmith to have a set like this. Nope, just 3 bags that he filled with air and a screwdriver like tool that bent at the tip i bought my mom a sewing machine for mother’s day a few years ago since she had to give her old one away years and years ago…yeah, it’s mine now. she’s never even touched it LMAO The valentines day i spent with my ex (the only one ive ever gotten to celebrate with another person) we both had work, but she got off work hours before i did. I knew I wanted to surprise her, but I didnt want her to make the connection between me being late home from work to me getting her things, so I grabbed her a live plant and a giant stuffed bear on my lunch at work, kept them at work until I got off, just so I could give them to her as soon as I got home and see her face. Time to pull the ultimate power move. Go smoke all of his cigars while he is picking. Power aggressiveness is perfect for relationships and classic reddit advice.
Then he bought this Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this as a way to teach you about it and I’m gonna assume you showed zero interest in it, hurt his feelings, and he just said “Fuck it, guess I’ll do it by myself”
I was at a petrol station years ago and a woman over the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this tannoy suddenly yelled “YOU!! At the back! Are you SMOKING?!” A biker stood right at the far end of the forecourt having a fag turned round, surprised, revealing he was also on the phone. “AND YOU’RE ON THE PHONE!! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!! THIS IS A PETROL STATION!!” The biker, finding this public scolding hilarious, turned to us and said “good job I wasn’t having a wank as well!” I’m sure I remember being told (years ago) that using a phone at petrol station might end with spontaneous combustion. Was that a thing or not? I used to work in a petrol station 20 years ago. There was a ban on using mobile phones on the forecourt because “although there’s no proof to suggest a mobile phone would spark, there’s also no proof to say that they can’t spark”. No idea if that rule still stands or not. The used to tell us this at a paint factory I was contracted at. Any mobile phones could spark up fumes and blow up the factory. I’m guessing it was to increase productivity with their staff, Cos i hid in the toilets on reddit for weeks and never blown up yet.
Well to be fair someone I know was just walking along with his vape in his pocket and it exploded. He needed a skin graft on his thigh. So I guess it’s not a huge stretch of the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this imagination even now that a mobile phone battery could do the same thing. When I was at the petrol station we had to release the petrol for each pump with buttons on the till and if the customer was on the phone we would have to put out a tannoy message to tell them to get off the phone As I recall from my forecourt training, although there were worries about possible incidents with mobile phones they were banned for being electrical devices the same as using a radio would be. This was before LIon batteries too, which have their own extra risks.
I worked at a petrol station last year and we were still told that we had to not release petrol to any customers using their phone- they said it was because of mistakes that can happen when distracted though, not because of sparks! That rule does still stand yep I got told off the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this other day for being on my phone briefly whilst on the forecourt But you can use a mobile phone to pay at the pump now right, through an app? So it’s not safe, but it’s safe enough to extract money from you I guess. I remember this as a child, having to turn my phone off as we entered the petrol station, crazy now thinking about it, wtf was that I feel like I’ve seen that sign around lately? I know they still advise against using phones during gas leaks for the same reason (I always grab my phone during a gas leak, and I’m still here, but that’s not exactly evidence either way) Once at work, once in my old flat, and once at my old house. I figured 3 times of grabbing my phone is enough to make it an always? (this is not an invitation to the universe, please, no more gas leaks). Not bad ones, obviously, but they were all confirmed once people were called in Yeah, the small sealed phone can cause a spark fit to light a petrol station, but thousands of vehicles all with high current 12V electrical systems and high potential ignitions systems running at tens of thousands of volts that spark like fuck are absolutely fine…. I’ve always assumed that this rule is simply to get people to pay attention since forecourts are pretty dangerous places: moving vehicles + flammable fuel.
Absolutely love this everyday humour. I was on a bus once going into town, the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this bus went from one of the villages in the sticks, through other villages and to our closest town then to a town in the next county. An old woman got on at a stop not long after I had got on and asked the driver “do you go to the hospital? He replied “only if I’m ill”. I remember being in a queue for train tickets years ago. The woman in front of me was at the window for nearly 20 minutes sorting out around 30 tickets for a school class. A massive queue of pissed off people behind me. When the woman finally gathered her tickets and stepped aside I strode up to the guy behind the kiosk and said “same again please!” It could have fallen flat, but there was a burst of group laughter behind me. Felt good to turn the negative feelings around.
Oh no, I think I’m a moody cow then! As my first thought would be, “Are you bloody SERIOUS!?!”, and then a shake of my head at myself when I realised it was just a joke! It was more than 20 years ago, but at the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this time I was so quiet and reserved I kept thinking “shall I say it? … shall I?” Nine times out of ten I’d have never said a dicky bird in case no-one laughed. Funny how these situations can jump out you. I remember I was about 17, working in a shop, and a really old gent asked where the canned aisle was. So I politely led him over, he asked me to help him find something, I took it off the shelf. He then asked me what the expiry date was and I read him the date, which was about 3 or 4 years in the future (being a can.) Really cracked me up, I’d been trying to be ever so polite and I was simultaneously shocked and delighted at the dark humour.
My grandma says she reads the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this last page of every book she starts because she doesn’t want to go not knowing what happens My grandmother, 95, always asks for her birthday and Christmas presents early because she “might not be here on the actual day”. I swear she will outlive us all. I was on a bus once that stopped at the local hospital, driver got off to use the loo, old dear in front of me loudly exclaims to the rest of the bus, ‘i hope he’s no away for an operation!’ Was in a pub a while back. Got chatting to an old fella at the bar as you do. Told me he had three kids. “Triplets!” He shuddered. “I only did it once and ended up with three! I bought a telly after that!” Had me howling. It’s a common saying, usually if someone has a more than average amount of kids, someone will joke “do you have no TVs in your house?” My 12 year old son has been poorly recently and my husband took him to the doctor they saw a lovely lady doctor from Zimbabwe. She does all the normal exams, ears, nose, balance etc she then asked him to lay on the bed to feel his tummy and she asked him ‘are you pooing?’ my son looked horrified, looked at his dad and turned to the Dr and said ‘um not right now ‘ my husband and the Dr were in stitches and she said never in 25 years has she has that response lol Oh my gosh this reminds me of something embarrassing I did. I was hitting puberty and developing buds. My mum hadn’t had the talk with me yet and neither had the school. I had no idea what was happening to me. So the next time I was at the doctors, I lifted my t shirt all the way up and asked the doctor if they were tumours. The male doctor was shocked for a split second and my mum was aghast. I was reassured that it was very normal. My mum likes to bring it up every now and then. I was about 9 haha. I recall the doctor feeling quite uncomfortable about it all. My mum practically had her head in her hands
This is amazing. Reminds me of something my husband would say. He is the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this king of interpreting questions wrong. It has led to some very funny moments. We bought a small piece of artwork for our house recently and the man in the art shop asked us “Where is this going?” – I was about to answer with something like “Not sure yet, maybe on the bathroom wall” but my husband got there first. When I was around 12/13 my family went on a trip to Lanzarote. Standard package all inclusive trip, on a coach on our way to the hotel. This family is called up ‘see we not only have the best, but the closest hotel to the airport’ the dad said… literally the words left his mouth when a really low flying plane goes whooshing over, practically peeling the roof off of their hotel. The whole family looked shell shocked, the rest of the coach burst out laughing… in hindsight, now being grown up I feel sorry for the parents who probably spent a lot of money on their holiday… but at the time it was hilarious
My kid was in hospital recently, and was put on an adult ward. Old guy in the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this bed next to him was in for diabetes. Doctor came in and asked if he’d had an issues with bowel movements. He said no my poo has been fine. She said that’s great what about urination. He (in his 90s) said oh I’ve always had issues with that. Doc asked why. He said well I’ve got a tiny penis so the wee always hits the seat. Me and my son don’t know how we held our laughs in I remember going to see Paranormal Activity at the cinema. It got to the part where the ghost was coming slowly up the stairs. Everyone bursts out laughing and the tension eases. I’m not normally a fan of interruptions like that in a cinema, but I think we were all grateful of the tension breaker. In the cinema watching the deathly hallows part 1 and there’s a scene where Voldemort opens Dumbledore’s grave to take the elder wand. For a brief moment on screen you see Voldemort’s face hovering over Dumbledore’s. At this precise moment someone at the back of our cinema shouted “Necrophilliac!” And the whole audience erupted with laughter
It was a really creepy moment where the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this little boy manages to get out of his cot, get downstairs and into the kitchen(or something like that) proper eerie moment where you could hear people panicking and murmuring, and some dude in the back shouted “little dudes making himself a sandwich”. It was so dumb, but so hilarious and everyone burst out laughing! lol I watched The Exorcist at the cinema on its 25th anniversary back in 99ish, it was so tense in there and there were two teenage girls in front of us crying, the bit where they start chanting “the power of Christ compels you” over and over again is playing then some bloke somewhere shouts out “all together now” and the whole cinema erupts into laughter for two or three minutes, was so funny.
I was at Greggs, a lady in front of me got a hot drink and asked the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this cashier “where is the sugar?” And the cashier says “it’s behind you” to which the lady replied “oh no it isn’t!!!” The whole place cracked up including me Since people just keep saying “pantomime” but that’s probably not very helpful for someone who hasn’t seen one: At a pantomime (a fun, silly, interactive form of theatre typically aimed at kids), you will often have a character who is looking for something, and it pops up behind them. The audience is then expected to shout “it’s behind you!” Another common panto tradition is when a character says “Oh no it isn’t!” and the audience replies “Oh yes it is!” (or vice versa)
My mum does this automatically. It’s just her standard response to this statement. No matter if it’s someone she knows or a complete stranger. Even funnier when it’s a foreigner who doesn’t get the Dear Diary I don’t know what I’m doing shirt Besides,I will do this punchline…. Once when I used to work in a little shop, my manager (who’s also my best mate) was berating me for being slow at restocking the tobacco. He was saying “can’t you do anything fast”, I replied with “sure can, that’s why my ex left me”. The guy at the till just cracked up! Never said anything so funny since and this was well over a decade ago. I’ve developed a bit of a reputation at my local GP after I went in and when the doctor needed to check my “back passage” he asked if I was fine with the medical student present doing it and I responded “yea mate she’s got smaller fingers than you” and started laughing Word got round to the reception staff after I left cause next time I came in one of them said to the other “oh it’s the funny one” quite sarcastically.

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