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At this point everyone just uses his death as PR and means of appeasement. His death was a shock to everyone, but people move on. They even moved on from his father who was 100x bigger. People obviously love him, but this isn’t about them, this is just using a dead person’s legacy for your own projected benefit. Talking about weird obsessions, What is India psychopathically obsessed with currently? How many deaths has it caused? How much more blood will this insanity consume in the Clean Your Beans Funny Black Cat Shirt Apart from…,I will love this future? And do we even need to discuss milking the name for benefits? Banglore?? All over the state , from rickshaw posters to saloon posters to any welcome ceremony , i definitely love him but this is too much of obsession If you are a Kannadiga, Puneet Kumar has done some good through the charitable work. The banner looks a bit old. Linking their name/photo with him makes sense for people into politics. But he has passed away. So, new banners wont be put up as much as they used to be.

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